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by Anonymous / 07/01/2011 at 6:02pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by illiterate / 06/17/2011 at 12:16am / Australia (New South Wales) / Work
by dumped / 06/05/2011 at 1:17am / United States (Utah) / Love
Today, after eighteen years of living with my adoptive parents, I met my biological mum for the first time. She's a forty year old, 300lb American woman who wears 'Twilight' t-shirts and will be spending the rest of her visit to the UK trying to find Robert Pattinson. She says I remind her of herself. FML
by Adoptee / 05/22/2011 at 7:09pm / United Kingdom (Leicestershire) / Kids
Today, I called my mom and I got voicemail: "Hello, this is Joyce. I'm not here at the moment, so leave a message and I will call back as soon as possible. Except if it's Sophie. If it is, get the hell out of my life, biiitch." I'm Sophie. FML
by thatsasquee / 05/21/2011 at 2:42am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
Today, I stubbed my toe against the corner of my bed, causing me to gasp and moan in pain. My parents overheard, and now I'm getting the full coming of age talk and how I shouldn't lie about what I was doing. I didn't do anything. FML
by Anonymous / 05/06/2011 at 8:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy
Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML
Today, a kid with severe Down's came into my workplace, as he does every day. He's has an obsession with me, sitting at a table, staring and taking photos of me all day. His parents have no problem with this, because they think it's a miracle that he can focus so much attention on me for so long. FML
by notimpressed / 04/26/2011 at 3:25pm / United Kingdom (East Sussex) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend proposed to me in front of an entire street of people. We've only been dating for a week. One of the women in the crowd then called me heartless and threw a hamburger at me when I turned him down. FML
by Jade / 04/25/2011 at 9:49am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Love
by Username / 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm / United States / Intimacy
by FrOsTy25 / 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 11:14am / United States (Texas) / Love
Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML
by shelby / 03/30/2011 at 12:54am / United States / Health
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
by rowie1311 / 03/27/2011 at 2:09pm / United Kingdom (Northamptonshire) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for… Today, my sister and I were having a slumber party in my room since my parents left on a trip. They… Today, I helped a nice middle-aged lady pick out a sweater. She then opened her changing room door…
- Today, while showing a group of guys my heavy bag routine at the gym, I attempted to perform a high… Today, I realized that my favorite sex position is trying to sleep and hopes he finishes soon. FML Today, I was playing video games when my balls felt itchy. I had been sick for the past few days so…
- Today, a piece of candy thrown from the top of the Eiffel Tower broke one the frames of my glasses.… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was…