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Mooish's favorite FMLs
by MaeMoss / 07/18/2012 at 10:21am / United States / Love
by Taylor / 07/15/2012 at 10:42am / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML
by anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 10:09am / United Kingdom / Animals
Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML
by DwarfFrog / 06/18/2012 at 7:38am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/22/2012 at 6:35am / Philippines / Health
Today, it was my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises inside the door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML
by Anonymous / 05/10/2012 at 8:28pm / United States / Money
by Tashie01 / 04/29/2012 at 6:10am / Australia / Miscellaneous
by MI3 / 04/19/2012 at 3:34am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML
by Anonymous / 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML
by ohhdear.___. / 03/26/2012 at 10:54am / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by argh / 03/20/2012 at 4:16am / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by FoodyFood / 03/19/2012 at 12:59am / Australia (South Australia) / Kids
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by lulu / 02/11/2012 at 5:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals
by JohhnyKeroscene / 02/01/2012 at 7:21am / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, my university fridge is so small that the cucumber I bought doesn’t fit either lengthwise or… Today, I’m in Mexico for an internship. I was at a party when a drunk guy harangued me, calling me… Today, I took a restroom break in a Japanese train station. I couldn’t find the toilet flush, so I…