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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 20 March 1999 (16 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4402
  • Number of comments : 56
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

About Mooish : Life is good.

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Mooish's favorite FMLs

Today, I shaved my legs for the first time in three weeks. It took half an hour, three disposable razors, and I cut my legs up so badly they look worse then they did when they were hairy. FML


I agree, your life sucks (9899) - you deserved it (31209)

On 07/15/2012 at 10:42am - misc - by Taylor - United States (New York)

Today, I was so out of it from a lack of sleep and an accidental antihistamine overdose, I tried to offer my cat a cup of tea, and actually got pissed off when he didn't reply. It took me a good five minutes to understand what just happened. FML


I agree, your life sucks (24941) - you deserved it (6247)

On 06/20/2012 at 10:09am - animals - by anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, my grandmother threatened to kill herself with a banana. She then got angry with me when I didn't attempt to get the banana away from her. My mom punished me because I didn't take the situation seriously enough. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32255) - you deserved it (3203)

On 06/18/2012 at 7:38am - misc - by DwarfFrog - United States

Today, I learned that shaving while feeling upset is a very bad idea. FML


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On 05/22/2012 at 6:35am - health - by Anonymous - Philippines

Today, it was my birthday. I was heading back to my apartment and I heard noises inside the door. Assuming it was the surprise party I'd hinted at, I flicked on the lights as two heavy guys pushed past me. I was robbed. FML


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On 05/10/2012 at 8:28pm - money - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was looking through my roommate's room trying to find a DVD, when I stumbled upon a bundle of pictures of me showering and sleeping. FML

Today, I had to explain to my neighbor that not all black people are lactose intolerant. His eyes still bulge out every time I eat cheese. FML

Today, after several years of having her help me out by doing household chores, I bought my fifteen-year-old daughter a new pair of jeans. Her reaction was to squeal, "Master has presented Dobby with clothes. Dobby is free!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (15247) - you deserved it (58454) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 04/13/2012 at 10:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - France

Today, I found out my 12 year old daughter is going through a bit of an "emotional" stage. I got a call from her school saying she was sitting in the corner at recess trying to cut her wrist. With a plastic spoon. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31255) - you deserved it (5237)

On 03/26/2012 at 10:54am - kids - by ohhdear.___. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I woke up to the faint memory of being drunk enough to draw dicks on my own face in permanent marker. FML


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On 03/20/2012 at 4:16am - misc - by argh (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I told my daughter that she should put some love into her cooking. She started kissing the ingredients. FML


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On 03/19/2012 at 12:59am - kids - by FoodyFood (woman) - Australia (South Australia)

Today, my girlfriend said I could only take her virginity while I have a flaccid penis, so I won't hurt her. I get hard from just staring at her covered ass. FML


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On 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, my dog attacked me because I had a chicken costume on for a party. I'm currently in a hospital, dressed as a chicken, waiting for medical assistance. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28169) - you deserved it (4489)

On 02/11/2012 at 5:19am - animals - by lulu - United States (Ohio)

Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML


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On 02/01/2012 at 7:21am - misc - by JohhnyKeroscene - United States

Today, I was standing in the bathroom and farted. It felt like someone stabbed me in the butt. I jumped out of shock, and my head slammed into the mirror. My glasses fell onto the floor and broke. I now need new glasses, a new mirror, and an ice pack for my head. All because I farted. FML


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On 01/29/2012 at 8:27pm - health - by Rachal - United States (Pennsylvania)

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