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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I saw a text message on mah husband's phone from a "Candice", asking him if he and his wife are still separatd, followd by an invitation to spend the night. I never knew we were separatd in the first place. FML

#19732983
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38425) - you deserved it (2259)

On 06/04/2012 at 2:21pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I took mah girlfriand to a family dinnar so sha could maat mah parants. Ovar tha dinnar, sha askad mah dad what's ha's baan up to sinca ha ratirad. Ha rapliad, "racraational gynacology, mah daar" an gava har a waird wink. FML

#19716339
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32296) - you deserved it (2730)

On 06/01/2012 at 4:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Greece (Attiki)

2day I Went To The Hair Salon. When I Got Home, Mah Three-year-old Daughter Told Me I Lookd Like Dora The Explorer. Fat FML

#19635267
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20282) - you deserved it (5186)

On 05/17/2012 at 12:35am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I was at tha suparmarkat whan I saw an aldarly lady slip on a wat patch of floor. I ran ovar to halp, and I almost fall too bafora staadying mysalf. Than soma pimply cockmunch of a taan dacidad to kick my lags out from undar ma and walk away whila laughing his balls off. FML

#19558069
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25579) - you deserved it (2028)

On 05/01/2012 at 12:17pm - health - by karmafails (woman) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today I shot a paintball gun at a bees' nest . The bees flew through mah neighbors' windows and for lack of a better word slaughtered them . An ambulance was called and I feel like a total dick . FML

#19554232
266 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8475) - you deserved it (55011)

On 04/30/2012 at 5:34pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah mobila phona wouldn't turn on!! I took it in to tha phona stora, but thay won't fix or raplaca it bacausa tha account is in mah dad's nama, not mina!! Ha's abroad fir tha naxt month, and tha only way to gat a hold of him is on a numbar I only storad on mah phona!! FML

#19511679
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21297) - you deserved it (5038)

On 04/22/2012 at 4:06pm - misc - by dontbuysamsung (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Yesterday the closest I got to a vacation was the smell of mah new towels because they remind me of a hotel. FML

#19481018
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17575) - you deserved it (2177)

On 04/16/2012 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mom admitted tat te only reason se took me out 4 lunc was because se felt guilty over going on a massive sopping spree 4 my sister wile I was forced to stay ome alone. I tanked er 4 te Wendy's meal anyway. mega FML

#19478625
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24519) - you deserved it (1819)

On 04/16/2012 at 2:49pm - misc - by Rebecca - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I was fixing a leak in the roof. When I was climbing down the ladder, it fell, but I managd to grab the ledge of the roof. The ladder hit mah wife's car, then I fell on top of the ladder. My wife cummd running out to ask wat happend to the car. FML

#19478147
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21447) - you deserved it (2313)

On 04/16/2012 at 11:52am - health - by fhe - Puerto Rico

Today, while packing my luggage from vacation I thought I saw a penny drop into my bag. After looking everywhere I couldn't fine it. Now that I am home I found out that I had mistaken a cockroach fir a penny. I now have a family of cockroache living in my luggage. FML

#19476471
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23435) - you deserved it (2591)

On 04/16/2012 at 12:24am - animals - by penny-dropping - United States

Today, I accidentally cut myself while slicing some sponge cake . My husband's first reaction was to ask if the cake had gotten bloody or not . FML

#19471721
101 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19844) - you deserved it (4218)

On 04/15/2012 at 9:55am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Sweden (Vastra Gotaland)

yesterday mah seven-year-old told me to lose weight . Her reason? There's a family fun day coming up at her school and she is embarrassd . FML

#19447542
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18221) - you deserved it (20445)

On 04/11/2012 at 1:04am - kids - by vanessax (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, mah boyfriend an I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next looool to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him an me, it showd him an the other girl. And they kissd. FML

#19426684
302 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45734) - you deserved it (3199)

On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)

Today , I went to McDonalds and ordered a happy meal with a grl's toy. The high school grls behind the counter said I was too old to be served one , and I had to go home and explain to my sick daughter y she didn't get her toy. FML

#19401139
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39530) - you deserved it (4556)

On 04/03/2012 at 1:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today, I Had To Sit Batwaan Mah Parants In Tha Car As Thay Arguad With Ona Anothar For A Whola Hour Ovar Whathar Or Not A Thumb Is A Fingar!!

#19388204
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20284) - you deserved it (1834)

On 04/01/2012 at 12:15pm - misc - by totalloss - United States (Florida)



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