About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!
I am a teacher (biology) in high school
About Meme1988 : i love nature.
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by suze44 / 06/13/2011 at 10:22am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML
by anonymous / 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML
by chickennbenchpress / 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm / Canada (Ontario) / Geek
Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML
by hs / 05/29/2011 at 9:59pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML
by stickyhair / 04/18/2011 at 12:46am / United States / Kids
Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML
by anonymous / 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm / United States (New Jersey) / Transportation
Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML
by Anonymous / 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm / United States (Arkansas) / Love
by thebravelittletoaster / 03/20/2011 at 4:32pm / United Kingdom (Bolton) / Miscellaneous
by fourfootnine / 03/07/2011 at 8:47am / United States (Texas) / Kids
by Anonymous / 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm / United States (California) / Work
by shadowfigure / 01/23/2011 at 12:47am / United States (Alaska) / Kids
Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML
by legwarmer / 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm / United States (Louisiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML
by Anonymous / 11/24/2010 at 2:35am / Singapore / Miscellaneous
- Today, my boyfriend was in the shower, and I decided to go join him. I took all my clothes off and… Today, I set my alarm half-an-hour earlier so I could masturbate. That's how horny and single I am.… Today, I finally decided to sleep with my boyfriend. It was my first time and I was really nervous…