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Meme1988
  • Town/Country : Akko,Israel, ISRAEL
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1988 (26 years)
  • Number of visits : 1990
  • Number of comments : 338
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!
I am a teacher (biology) in high school

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Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML

#16642702
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37965) - you deserved it (4700)

On 06/13/2011 at 10:22am - misc - by suze44 - United States (Washington)

Today, I noticed a disgusting odor that seemed to be radiating off my brother. When I asked him about it, he replied, "I think it's ball sweat. I haven't had a shower in a few weeks, so it's hard to tell." FML

#16579726
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36903) - you deserved it (3623)

On 06/09/2011 at 3:04pm - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I was on my third date with a really hot girl. A guy walked by singing the Pokémon theme song. She started making fun of the guy, mocking his immaturity. I joined in order to keep the conversation going. Everything was going great but then my phone rang. It was the Pokémon theme song. FML

#16435078
488 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13605) - you deserved it (69115)

On 05/31/2011 at 1:05pm - love - by chickennbenchpress (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my fiancé and I had a fight because he wouldn't let me get what I wanted to eat, even though it was my money. He said, "It's way too many calories. I'm supposed to help you lose weight." When I pointed out that I had given up a month ago, he looked at me and said, "Yeah, I can tell." FML

#16408743
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16727) - you deserved it (42745)

On 05/29/2011 at 9:59pm - misc - by hs (woman) - United States

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. He said he would have done it two weeks ago but he needed someone to drive him around while his car was getting repaired. FML

#16209782
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40259) - you deserved it (3905)

On 05/16/2011 at 6:15pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was cutting a little boy's hair at the hairdressers where I work. While cutting his bangs, I noticed his forehead was surprisingly warm. When I asked him if he felt OK, he threw up all over my gown. I think he had some broccoli today. FML

#15830049
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34249) - you deserved it (2742)

On 04/18/2011 at 12:46am - kids - by stickyhair (woman) - United States

Today, I spent six hours driving between two airports to try and catch my flight. Two trailer accidents, two construction zones, three detours, and one police escort later, the airline wouldn't let me on the plane. FML

#15651361
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29807) - you deserved it (2819)

On 04/05/2011 at 2:13pm - money - by anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, my girlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with my clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. FML

#15577647
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28167) - you deserved it (3752)

On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

Today, the estranged crumbs in my toaster caught light while I was making breakfast. The toast, toaster, and my wooden bench are now little more than collateral damage. FML

#15401902
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15204) - you deserved it (8788)

On 03/20/2011 at 4:32pm - misc - by thebravelittletoaster (woman) - United Kingdom (Bolton)

Today, I discovered that I'm short enough to be legally considered a midget. My daughter now wants to bring me to school for show and tell. FML

#15227856
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38702) - you deserved it (3807)

On 03/07/2011 at 8:47am - kids - by fourfootnine (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I accidentally said, "Bye, love you," to a co-worker as I clocked out. Before I made it home, I had six missed calls and a long text from my co-worker professing her love to me. FML

#14743806
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23624) - you deserved it (11866)

On 01/28/2011 at 2:55pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was doing karaoke with my girlfriend's family, when the 5 year old came over and shut off my microphone. FML

#14681491
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17866) - you deserved it (7382)

On 01/23/2011 at 12:47am - misc - by shadowfigure (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, while lying in bed with my fiancé, we were talking about how we'd rather die, if given a choice. I said, "I want to die in my sleep next to you." His response? "It'd be sexier if you were on top of me with your face between my legs." Cute, honey. FML

#14409774
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23488) - you deserved it (5691)

On 12/31/2010 at 2:21pm - intimacy - by legwarmer (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Today, while browsing YouTube, I looked at the section "Recommended for You." I saw a video titled "How to get a girlfriend." Even YouTube thinks I can't get one. FML

#14156953
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23127) - you deserved it (4455)

On 12/10/2010 at 6:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

#13957854
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28682) - you deserved it (4479)

On 11/24/2010 at 2:35am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore



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