About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!
I am a teacher (biology) in high school
About Meme1988 : i love nature.
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by dasteve / 11/29/2011 at 12:45am / United States (Idaho) / Money
Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, "Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing." FML
by Anonymous / 10/24/2011 at 12:22am / United States / Kids
Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML
by maniac11 / 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm / United States (Texas) / Health
by Forever sad / 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I was denied a waitressing job at a local diner I have been going to for years. Due to the fact that my name is Julia. They already have a waitress there named Julie. Apparently, I would "create too much confusion." FML
by Julia / 10/03/2011 at 11:22pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by Ramis182 / 10/03/2011 at 12:26am / United States (Washington) / Kids
by fml / 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm / United States / Health
by skitzobiatch69 / 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Transportation
by kidswithnomanners / 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm / United States (New York) / Kids
Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML
by mommydearest / 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm / Denmark (Nordjylland) / Love
Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML
by MJjunior / 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm / Australia (Western Australia) / Kids
by aliixmaee / 08/09/2011 at 10:50am / United States / Love
by Ella / 07/05/2011 at 7:48am / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
by Inconnu / 06/18/2011 at 1:13am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML
by anonymous / 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Love
- Today, my mom was helping me clean out stuff from college. She opened a box and took out some anal… Today, I was having sex with a guy I met at my friend's party. He stopped mid-thrust, climbed off,… Today, I was watching TV with my mom. The new Trojan Ecstasy condom commercial came on. I sat there…