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Meme1988

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Meme1988

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 10 January 1988 (27 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 4128
  • Number of comments : 338
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About Meme1988 : i love nature.
hate it when someone correct my spelling! (English is my third language).
aaaaaand... what else..
some people answer with so much hate! ... seriously? chill!!!
I am a teacher (biology) in high school

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Meme1988's favorite FMLs

Today, I won $20 on a scratch ticket my grandma bought me. She wants it back. FML

#18381976
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29634) - you deserved it (2684)

On 11/29/2011 at 12:45am - money - by dasteve - United States (Idaho)

Today, after my son graduated from nursing school which I, as a single parent, paid for with blood, sweat, and tears, during his grad party he was asked what his next step was. His response was, "Eh, I kinda realized I hate nursing." FML

#18060058
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36473) - you deserved it (3405)

On 10/24/2011 at 12:22am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was at my girlfriend's house. I really had to use the bathroom, but decided to wait. After about an hour, I went to the restroom. I pissed for so long that when I walked out her family all started clapping. FML

#17954920
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28889) - you deserved it (6225)

On 10/10/2011 at 8:58pm - health - by maniac11 - United States (Texas)

Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML

#17914334
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41975) - you deserved it (4397)

On 10/05/2011 at 8:55pm - intimacy - by Forever sad (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I was denied a waitressing job at a local diner I have been going to for years. Due to the fact that my name is Julia. They already have a waitress there named Julie. Apparently, I would "create too much confusion." FML

#17900400
114 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27888) - you deserved it (2312)

On 10/03/2011 at 11:22pm - work - by Julia (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my son thought it was a good idea to spray deodorant into his mouth because he wanted fresh breath. This resulted in him passing out. My son is 17. FML

#17892835
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35211) - you deserved it (5585)

On 10/03/2011 at 12:26am - kids - by Ramis182 (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, my mom tried to diagnose my sickness with advice she'd gotten from a dog magazine. FML

#17848312
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25514) - you deserved it (2171)

On 09/27/2011 at 3:25pm - health - by fml - United States

Today, after being cut out of the car, on the way to hospital in the ambulance, we were involved in another accident. FML

#17736251
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34275) - you deserved it (1993)

On 09/13/2011 at 1:07pm - health - by skitzobiatch69 - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, I approached my daughter and told her she needs to clean her room. Her response was, "Thank you Captain Obvious." She's 4. FML

#17670632
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29599) - you deserved it (9705)

On 09/05/2011 at 1:04pm - kids - by kidswithnomanners (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my paranoid wreck of a girlfriend read a text message on my phone from a woman asking if I was coming over for dinner. The woman was my mom. My girlfriend stormed out and hasn't answered my calls all day. FML

#17661028
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30574) - you deserved it (3899)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08pm - love - by mommydearest (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)

Today, I started my first day working at a toddler day care center. At one point I decided to play "got your nose" with one of the kids. It turns out this kid has a physical birth abnormality on his face. I got his nose... his prosthetic nose. FML

#17629318
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43602) - you deserved it (12211)

On 08/31/2011 at 12:04pm - kids - by MJjunior (man) - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, my girlfriend of 4 years broke up with me. She took everything, including the kidney I gave her a year ago. FML

#17417239
423 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58479) - you deserved it (5852)

On 08/09/2011 at 10:50am - love - by aliixmaee - United States

Today, I tried to talk to my boyfriend about our communication problems. He fell asleep. FML

#16984113
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32116) - you deserved it (7167)

On 07/05/2011 at 7:48am - love - by Ella - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML

#16722873
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53454) - you deserved it (3628) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/18/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Inconnu - France

Today, I had to lie to my female roommate about what happened last night. She was drunk and spent half the night cuddling with me and trying to get me to kiss her. I've loved this girl for two years, but I promised her I wouldn't let her cheat on her boyfriend with anyone. Even me. FML

#16677911
338 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65762) - you deserved it (11558)

On 06/15/2011 at 2:00pm - love - by anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)



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