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by Catuser / 03/05/2014 at 10:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML
by molliciousj / 02/19/2014 at 12:09am / United States (Texas) / Animals
by unloved cat owner / 02/15/2014 at 7:50pm / United States (California) / Animals
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