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Malfurious

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  • Town/Country : Truro, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 19 January 1992 (23 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 147
  • Number of comments : 20
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Malfurious : Insomniac and Gamer

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Malfurious's favorite FMLs

Today, I was in my Honors English class. I sneezed very loudly while my teacher was giving a lecture. I had the genius idea to say, "Sorry, I'm allergic to bullshit." FML

Today, while driving, I saw a dog run across the road. Feeling sorry for the pup on a cold, rainy night, I pulled my car over to pick it up. Once in, it started freaking out so I turned on the light. It was then that I realized I'd just put a wild coyote on my passenger seat. FML

Today, out of boredom, I built my cat a little fort. Later, I decided to crawl inside to pet her, but as soon as I stuck my head in, she clawed me. I guess I'm not allowed in, then. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38932) - you deserved it (8550)

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