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Loveya448
  • Town/Country : Boston, United States
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2546
  • Number of comments : 75
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today, at a debate tournament based on domestic abuse, my partner yells out, "Has anyone considered that maybe the women DESERVED to be beaten?" FML

#9141842
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34945) - you deserved it (5524)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. He suddenly pulls away, and goes, 'OMNOMNOMNOM' then continues kissing me. FML

#8938821
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18296) - you deserved it (18475)

On 03/09/2010 at 1:43am - love - by anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

#8830762
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26081) - you deserved it (1999)

On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, a guy commented on a picture of my boyfriend and I kissing on facebook, and said to please stop 'testing' him. He also messaged me saying how he wishes he could get a girlfriend like me, that I'm gorgeous, and that he wants to go out with me. I'm his cousin. FML

#8830762
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26081) - you deserved it (1999)

On 03/04/2010 at 8:39pm - love - by Brandee - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

#8038952
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7639) - you deserved it (27726)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:50am - love - by Unknown (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, in art class, I tried to attract my crush's attention by slowly sitting down in front of him. Too bad I missed the chair and fell onto the floor. FML

#8038952
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7639) - you deserved it (27726)

On 02/09/2010 at 12:50am - love - by Unknown (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, while at a party, Journey's "Don't Stop Believin'" started playing. For being the only one who didn't know the lyrics, I had beer thrown on me, my shirt stolen, and I was locked outside for half an hour. It's below freezing. FML

#7742822
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17544) - you deserved it (31321)

On 01/31/2010 at 12:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Essex)

Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML

#7552135
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51195) - you deserved it (1981)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I talked myself out of buying $1 candle at the Dollar Tree. That's how broke I am. FML

#7273042
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28481) - you deserved it (3523)

On 01/11/2010 at 2:20am - money - by Pauper (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML

#6975608
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30231) - you deserved it (4766)

On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States

Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML

#6961000
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21267) - you deserved it (10566)

On 12/26/2009 at 7:37pm - love - by blahppl14 (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I had one more gift to buy: a copy of Fight Club. I asked a person working at Best Buy if they had any in stock. The man wouldn't sell me the last copy because I had broken the first two rules. FML

#6923345
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21518) - you deserved it (9509)

On 12/24/2009 at 3:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was on Tiger TV, our high school's monthly TV program which was shown at lunch today. I was being interviewed and at one point the reporter made me laugh. I have a goose laugh so everyone in the lunch room started laughing. Then they played it in slow motion. Twice. FML

#6722034
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23727) - you deserved it (3453)

On 12/12/2009 at 12:26pm - misc - by Goosey (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

#6698211
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11302) - you deserved it (31176)

On 12/10/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by ohcrap (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my boyfriend invited me for dinner to meet his parents. Turns out his stepmother is my gynecologist. FML

#6645484
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34168) - you deserved it (2345)

On 12/07/2009 at 2:00am - misc - by Twiddle (woman) - Canada (Ontario)



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