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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 11 May 2000 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 394
  • Number of comments : 8
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 13 posted

About Klairem11 : Uh just an average 13 year old girl

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Today, I was having a dream about Chris Pratt. Instead of having a sexy dream that I would have enjoyed, I dreamt he was a supervisor at my work. He kept telling me how much I sucked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28558) - you deserved it (3449)

On 07/06/2015 at 11:14am - intimacy - by BrittUnicorn - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was in charge of taking a delivery of new office chairs for the meeting room at work. The delivery men took the old chairs, but left without delivering the new ones. I can't get in contact with them, and we have a big meeting first thing tomorrow. FML

Today, my younger brother watched an old music video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83470) - you deserved it (4505)

On 04/09/2009 at 10:43pm - misc - by FML4evs (man) - United States (Illinois)

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