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by tipmeover / 01/28/2015 at 8:09am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work
Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML
by bitchypast / 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by I'm screwed / 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by Animaldude55 / 01/27/2015 at 6:06pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by ameliaruth09 / 01/22/2015 at 5:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by klaatu barada nikto / 01/20/2015 at 8:23am / United States (Iowa) / Work
by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids
Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML
by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm / Miscellaneous
by anon / 01/19/2015 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML
by for shite's sake / 01/17/2015 at 5:24pm / United Kingdom (Kirklees) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/16/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Health
by Jensa / 01/16/2015 at 4:59pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health
by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 10:12am / United States / Work
- 1Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 2Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's… 3Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his…
- Today, my manager sent me a text message with a picture of Santa masturbating, with a message that… Today, at the point of orgasm, my boyfriend screamed out, "Is this all there is?!" then rolled over… Today, I was at the lake watching a romantic sunset with my boyfriend. He tenderly started touching…