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  • Town/Country : South Gate, United States
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 38782
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Visits<b>ohrainbowdash</b> - the 04/26/2016 at 1:14pm<b>TheTshirt</b> - the 04/12/2016 at 7:18pm<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 04/07/2016 at 1:38pm<b>AmandaTiger</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 9:49pm<b>Melodyrain</b> - the 03/18/2016 at 1:03pm<b>ninjakitty254</b> - the 03/17/2016 at 9:42pm<b>rainbow_llamas</b> - the 03/15/2016 at 11:15pm<b>KatieKoala</b> - the 03/12/2016 at 1:30pm<b>LivToFail</b> - the 02/07/2016 at 12:28am<b>expertsmilee</b> - the 01/08/2016 at 2:18pm<b>KagamineRinny</b> - the 01/03/2016 at 2:25am<b>kirstenmartin</b> - the 12/28/2015 at 10:14am<b>Snake1105</b> - the 12/22/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Miizuo</b> - the 12/14/2015 at 10:14am<b>W31rdG1rl</b> - the 12/10/2015 at 4:27am<b>apineapple</b> - the 12/03/2015 at 6:43pm<b>mzrayray</b> - the 11/27/2015 at 11:46pm<b>NoticeMeSenpai</b> - the 11/24/2015 at 4:22pm

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Today, I had a job interview at a café. The interviewer asked me my availability and I told her that I was fully flexible. She laughed and said, "Really? That's tragic." FML

by tipmeover / 01/28/2015 at 8:09am / Ireland (Dublin) / Work

Today, is the blizzard. I have to go into work, my boss threatened to fire me if I didn't show up. I sent him a picture of the snow completely covering my car. He said I moved the snow there and could move it back. FML

by bitchypast / 01/27/2015 at 6:50pm / United States (Maine) / Work

Today, after I got home from a long day at work. I go inside my room and find a life-size cut out of Miley Cyrus. I don't know how it got here. I'm the only person with a key to my apartment. FML

by I'm screwed / 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was getting a haircut. During the haircut, the barber cut her hand. She hesitated for a minute then continued to run her hands through and cut my hair with her bloody fingers. FML

Today, while breast feeding my 7 month old before his nap, I hummed his favorite song as I rocked. He pulled away, stared at me, and cried til I shut up. FML

by ameliaruth09 / 01/22/2015 at 5:36pm / United States (Michigan) / Kids

Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML

by mybfthecrossdresser / 01/20/2015 at 10:08am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love

Today, at the soup kitchen I volunteer at, a guy called the food crap and threatened to shove his bowl up my ass if I didn't give him something better. FML

by klaatu barada nikto / 01/20/2015 at 8:23am / United States (Iowa) / Work

Today, my 15 year old sister asked which animal rice comes from. She believed every word when my mum told her it's harvested from tiny cows in Asia. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 7:45pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Kids

Today, while on my driving test, the guy told me to pull over and do a U-turn. A few minutes later, he asked me to do another one. After the test, he said I'd failed because the second U-turn was illegal, and I should have refused to comply. I didn't know they're even allowed do that. FML

by Anonymous / 01/19/2015 at 6:58pm / Miscellaneous

Today, my crush was giving me a ride home. As we pulled up to my house, he looked into my eyes with a sweet smile and said the words every girl wants to hear - "Do you give head?" FML

by anon / 01/19/2015 at 12:35am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I took my driving test. I was really nervous, but I thought I did pretty well in the end. That is until I parked the car and looked to the examiner. He was visibly shaken. He said I'd passed, quickly filled in the paperwork and left. On the downside, my car still smells of his shart. FML

by for shite's sake / 01/17/2015 at 5:24pm / United Kingdom (Kirklees) / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend asked me not to love her so much, so she doesn't have to try so hard to match my love for her. What the fuck? FML

by Anonymous / 01/17/2015 at 2:00pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Love

Today, I realized that while I've been the same minuscule height for the past five years, my feet won't stop growing. I'm 5 foot and a size 12. I look like a clown. FML

by Anonymous / 01/16/2015 at 5:15pm / United States (Virginia) / Health

Today, my mother kindly brought me some soup as was recovering from having my tonsils out. Spicy Mexican bean soup. Yep, very spicy. FML

by Jensa / 01/16/2015 at 4:59pm / United Kingdom (Buckinghamshire) / Health

Today, like every other day at work, I had to listen to people talk about being addicted to sex. I have to treat people for addiction to something I've never even had. FML

by Anonymous / 01/15/2015 at 10:12am / United States / Work