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Kirito_Kazuto
  • Town/Country : Sword Art Online, Floor 45
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 2527
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About Kirito_Kazuto : Nothing interesting/Updated

(Hi! "D(-^n ^-)o To those who may be curious to learn about me & are currently reading this at the moment; at first when you see me, I may seem extremely shy... but if you ever get the chance to really know me, then you'd be surprised! :3
- I use Skype, Snap-Chat, and Kik
- If you're wondering what they are, just ask & I'd be happy enough to give you them (-^ ~ ^-)
- Please, don't be shy--& just message me if you want to chat and/or like to learn more about me. (-^n ^ -)
(By the way, I'm straight, extremely weird & also have terrible eye bags/ dark circles under my eyes.
- Other than that; I love to play video games, & watch Anime & I'm proud of it~

YEEE~!
*~B R O H - F I S T~!*~~/(-> wl-)/)

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Today, I went on my sixth date with a guy I was beginning to really like. He asked if I'd mind if his friend Pete met up with us afterwards. I said sure. Turns out "Pete" is his penis. FML

Today, a crazy woman grabbed my hair and mentioned how lovely it was. She then asked when I would donate it. I told her I didn't want to, at which point she started yelling that she was going to get some scissors and cut it all off to teach me a lesson. FML

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On 03/19/2014 at 2:14pm - misc - by donttouchmyhair (woman) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I was fired over the phone, losing my only source of income. When asked if I was okay, I explained that although I understood why, I was a little peeved they'd chosen my birthday to deliver the message. My - now former - boss then sang "Happy Birthday" to me in its entirety. FML

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On 03/19/2014 at 8:28am - work - by pale-suzie (woman) - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was sitting on a bench outside a supermarket waiting to be picked up, when a old lady walked out of the shop. She hadn't noticed me and sat on the bench beside me. She looked around and saw me, rolled her eyes, got up and moved to a different bench. FML

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On 03/19/2014 at 6:34am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML

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On 03/18/2014 at 9:07pm - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Lancashire)

Today, I found out what it feels like to be slapped in the face with a potted cactus. FML

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On 03/16/2014 at 3:28pm - health - by thanksdad (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I followed my wife out, since she's been acting strangely lately and I was suspicious. She met up with a guy at a restaurant, who she later claimed was her brother. Either she's cheating on me, or it's tradition in her family to make out and grope each other at the end of meals. FML

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On 03/15/2014 at 5:48pm - love - by broken vows (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, we finally moved into our new home, which my husband and I got mostly so our kids could have fun in the spacious backyard. The moment they stepped into the backyard, they were terrorized by the neighbor's dogs, and now refuse to go outside. FML

Today, I had to bail my brother out of jail because he started a fight with a guy who didn't like owls. FML

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On 03/10/2014 at 4:22am - misc - by are you kidding me? - United Kingdom (Ealing)

Today, I was on the subway, when the girl opposite me suddenly started shouting and accusing me of photographing her. I was reading a book on my phone, and I showed her the screen, but I got shoved around anyway by another guy, who threatened to report me for being a pervert. FML

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On 03/09/2014 at 3:31pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore

Today, I was in bed staring at two red lights coming from my DVD player. They reminded me of the terminator movies, and I had to unplug it. I'm 23 years old and scared of The Terminator. FML

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On 03/07/2014 at 10:41am - misc - by scaredypants123 - United States

Today, I learned the worst part about being dared to shave your ass hair: Stubble. FML

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On 03/06/2014 at 9:54am - health - by DaggerHole (man) - Australia

Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML

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On 03/06/2014 at 12:52am - money - by TheyHaveMyAddress - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was walking through town with my hood up and noticed people giving me funny looks. It wasn't until I got home that I realised the umbrella I was holding over my head had been closed the whole time. FML

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On 03/05/2014 at 9:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Portsmouth)

Today, I was excited to see a spider skittering across my bathroom floor, because this one was real and not a hallucination. FML



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