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by not a dick-man / 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by ealovan / 03/03/2014 at 12:18am / United States (Iowa) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm / United States / Love
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