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JordanA136

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JordanA136

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 16 January 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 226
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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JordanA136's favorite FMLs

Today, I saw a bulge in my friend's pocket. I poked it and asked, "What'cha got there?" He said, "Uh, that's my dick, Mike." FML

#21235845
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43571) - you deserved it (27809)

On 08/12/2014 at 1:05pm - intimacy - by not a dick-man (man) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I have exactly 204 snowflakes saved onto my computer, all of which I made on this snowflake-making website. This is what my life has come to. FML

#21076482
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32924) - you deserved it (8953)

On 03/03/2014 at 12:18am - misc - by ealovan - United States (Iowa)

Today, I was out with my girlfriend at a club. As a slow dance began, a guy approached and asked, "May I cut in?" My girlfriend surprised me by saying, "Sure!" As I was about to protest, the guy cut me off and said, "Sorry miss, I was asking him." FML

#21059471
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46650) - you deserved it (6579)

On 02/13/2014 at 8:31pm - health - by Anonymous - United States



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