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About JaegerMayCry : "Don't ever argue with a stupid person, for they will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience."

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Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML


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Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML


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Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML


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