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JaegerMayCry

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JaegerMayCry

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  • Number of visits : 498
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About JaegerMayCry : "Don't ever argue with a stupid person, for they will bring you down to their level, and beat you with experience."

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JaegerMayCry's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out my boyfriend has a fetish for cats. I think I'm going to have to meow before we do anything together. FML

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108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41493) - you deserved it (5190)

On 11/26/2013 at 7:17am - intimacy - by HaedLei (woman) - United States

Today, I bought a live lobster to have for dinner. When my four year old daughter discovered it in the cooler, she thanked me incessantly for finally getting her a pet. She now won't let "Mr. Shelly" out of her sight. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47635) - you deserved it (8753)

On 09/16/2013 at 2:47pm - kids - by meganmagee (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, my son asked me if slavery was ever abolished. He's 19. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (41949) - you deserved it (6734)

On 09/16/2013 at 1:42pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)



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