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HowleyB124
  • Town/Country : NY, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 61
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About HowleyB124 : I love and live to snowboard, its why I love the winter although, I don't hate the summer ;), quiet and a bit shy till you get to know me but if I can call you a friend you've earned yourself a treat.

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Today, my house was robbed. My two 70-pound German Shepherds obeyed me when I told them to attack. They also obeyed the robber when he said, "Sit". FML

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Today, I was shopping, when a man pointed at me and said to his friend, "Her. She's the one." He replied, "Yes, she'll do fine." I'm scared. FML



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