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HOPELESSLYxJENN

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 19 June 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 900
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About HOPELESSLYxJENN : i'm jenn. i'm 15. almost 16. i'm gayyy. i have a lot of fml moments. x]. thats all.

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TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (497986) - you deserved it (31014)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT TAT I'M PREGNANT. MY USBAND AN I AVE BEEN TRYING TO AVE A BABBY 4 A WILE, AN I WAS VERY EXCITED TO TELL IM TE NEWS. WEN I OPENED IS OFFICE PLANNING TO SURPRISE IM WIT TE NEWS, I SAW IM MAKING OUT WIT A MAN. FML

#1104891
400 comments

I agree, your life sucks (497986) - you deserved it (31014)

On 04/19/2009 at 12:05am - intimacy - by soontobedivorced (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went on a date wit a guy for te first time . We went to Starbucks and got coffee . We talked for aile, and we were joking and aving a good time . Suddenly, e putted is and on my stomac and said, "Soon, tis will be plump wit my seed." FML

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On 04/06/2009 at 3:39pm - misc - by creepermagnet (woman) - United States (Maryland)

yesterday I get to see mah boyfriend again after a month. So I decided to shave mah pubic hair in the shape of a heart. After mah little striptease... he gasped in admiration "Aaaw... Batman sign!" FML

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