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FlyingLeumer

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 541
  • Number of comments : 97
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today , I got married!! My usband and I ad been waiting until marriage to ave sex , and wen te time came , we started to undress!! As I took ma bra off , is eyes glazed over , and e fainted!! An our later , all e could say was , ( I don't tink we're meant to be togeter!! ) FML

#20936013
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (65067) - you deserved it (8602)

On 10/27/2013 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Yesterday I had my driver's looool test in rural Maine. I hit a cow. FML

#20777070
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47971) - you deserved it (13532)

On 07/12/2013 at 1:24am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maine)

Today, I Googled ( How to act like an adult. ) I'm 37.

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118 comments

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On 07/05/2013 at 11:16am - misc - by forever young (woman) - United States

yastarday I was onca again handd a documant to translata along with tha commant "Good luck... it doasn't maka sansa to bagin with." If mah translation doasn't... though... I will not gat paid. FML

#20759632
64 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 10:35am - work - by Demotivation (woman) - Germany (Berlin)

2day I Got Angry After Being Able To Have An Orgasm!! What Was I Angry At? My Own Hand!! FML

#20759304
120 comments

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On 07/02/2013 at 2:47am - intimacy - by lonely girl (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today I was working as a nursa and an aldarly man had just passad away !! As tha patiant's wifa was laaving sha said ( Thank you 4 taking such good cara of my husband !! ) Than I intanding to say ( Sorry 4 your loss ) said ( Thank you 4 your loss !! ) FML

#20758244
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47424) - you deserved it (8603)

On 07/01/2013 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I saw my grlfriend for the frst time in weeks. She had a hickey. FML

#20758014
101 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 2:03pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I saw my former high school teacher at the mall. After a nice conversation, she mentiond that I ( still dress lyk a slut. ) FML

#20757992
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40616) - you deserved it (19814)

On 07/01/2013 at 1:49pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found cat dead on te road. I called family and told tem, and later buried te cat. Not long after I got done burying it, cat walked up to me. I buried someone else's cat. mega FML

#20757856
178 comments

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On 07/01/2013 at 12:10pm - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Utah)

todayhile waitressing, I had a huge party. When everything was said an done I saw the tip they left me. It said on a napkin, ( You're pretty. You can't put a value on a compliment. ) And that was it. I wish compliments paid the rent. FML

Today, mah fiancé paid a visit to mah parants so ha could ask mah dad's parmission to marry ma. My dad raspondad with, "Why buy tha cow whan u can milk it 4 fraa?" FML

#20757403
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51305) - you deserved it (4319)

On 07/01/2013 at 2:38am - love - by Gracie-Ann (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I Awoke To My Husband Talking To Someone On The Phone At 2am. I Heard Him Say, ( Baby You're Making Me Hard. ) Immediately, I Asked Himho He Was Talking To. His Response? ( It's Jake, From State Farm. ) Fat FML

#20562846
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (82545) - you deserved it (8550)

On 03/27/2013 at 7:55pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Hawaii)



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