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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 6 January 1997 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2673
  • Number of comments : 1
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 7 posted

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Today , my boyfriend and I were lying in bed together , and I was in a snuggly mood . I rolled over to gaze lovingly into his eyes andhisper sweet nothing to him in the darkness . His response? ( Dear God! Did somebody fart in your mouth?! ) FML

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164 comments

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On 04/01/2011 at 12:32am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, mah grlfriend tearfully complained that I was smothering her to death with mah clinginess, and that I should learn to respect her boundaries. This is after she complained I wasn't giving her enough attention. real FML

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172 comments

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On 03/31/2011 at 5:53pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Arkansas)

TODAY, I HAD MAH BOYFRIEND COME OVER FOR DINNER FOR THE FRST TIME. IT WAS ALL GOING WELL UNTIL MAH DAD STARTED EXPLAINING TO MAH BOYFRIEND HOW TO USE TOILET PAPER. HE EVEN DEMONSTRATED IT. FAT FML

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79 comments

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On 02/16/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (East Sussex)

Today I was in class when someone came in with a rose for me. My teacher made me read the card aloud: "I'm breaking up with you happy Valentine's." It was from mah boyfriend. FML

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97 comments

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:14pm - love - by sexyredhead - United States

Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that mah colleagues will think someone likes me. FML

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On 02/14/2011 at 12:34am - love - by alone (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I got a text from a girl tat I've ad a crus on 4 a long time, asking me out to dinner. I agred and went to te restaurant. Not long afterwards, I got text from er saying someting ad come up, so se couldn't make it. As I was walking back to ma car, I saw er walk into te same restaurant wit anoter guy. real FML

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On 02/13/2011 at 4:14pm - love - by Saberwolf (man) - United States (Oregon)

yesterday my six year old told me I have a big nose. When I told her that she hurt my feelings, she laughed and said "Don't be silly mummy, ugly people don't have feelings." FML

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On 12/14/2010 at 3:21am - kids - by uglywoman - Australia (Queensland)

Yesterday, I was on a bench enjoying the sun,hen a guy comes and sits next to me. Next thing I know, he lets out a loud fart, then looks way with pride. I stare back in shock. He then says to me, "Yeah, that just happend," and walks off. FML

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On 11/03/2010 at 3:27am - misc - by flying13 (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I was singing an playing keyboards with mah band on stage at a club. A drunken chick from the crowd trid to climb up onto the stage in her heels, fell, an grabbd the back of mah mic stand to catch herself. And bustd me in the mouth with mah own microphone. Then she requestd a song. FML

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On 09/20/2010 at 12:47am - misc - by northernlass (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, mah best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing . She ended up kicking me in the face an laughing so hard she pissed on me . FML

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245 comments

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On 08/14/2010 at 4:43pm - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I received a detention cuz I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home !! According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave !! FML

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On 02/02/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by mollymaykitty - Sent from mobile version

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Today, I received a detention cuz I threw up on the school nurse who wasn't going to send me home !! According to her, stomach ulcers are not a true health issue, so there's no reason to leave !! FML

#7814499
231 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39700) - you deserved it (2004)

On 02/02/2010 at 1:38pm - misc - by mollymaykitty - Sent from mobile version

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Today, I found out thathilst I was asleep last night, mah boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out thathenever he unlockd a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes an putting it in mah mouth. FML

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On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)



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