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EchoSerenity

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EchoSerenity

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 729
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 8 posted

About EchoSerenity : Name: Echo.
Age: Unknown.
Bio: Unfound.
Last Seen: In the 1970's.
Heavily Armed With Awesomeness, Proceed With Caution.

EchoSerenity's page activity

Visits<b>constipation</b> - the 03/19/2015 at 5:19pm<b>Door_Productions</b> - the 11/13/2014 at 2:37am<b>Hieroglyph</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 6:24pm<b>Miss_Brii</b> - the 11/08/2014 at 1:09pm<b>dannnngthatsux</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 4:50pm<b>kaylabookinz</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 3:02pm<b>eattheoreo</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 1:26pm<b>DramaQueenSTFU</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 6:54am<b>hazardoussmiles9</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 6:41am<b>mahovalia</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 6:40am<b>wilburhp</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 4:54am<b>batah</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 3:43am<b>MzZombicidal</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 3:42am<b>stalker181</b> - the 11/07/2014 at 2:15am<b>whatsittoyabitch</b> - the 11/04/2014 at 6:23pm<b>fantasyworld</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 4:17pm<b>wondercat40</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 1:55pm<b>saba_ajira</b> - the 10/31/2014 at 7:27am

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EchoSerenity's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35251) - you deserved it (2827)

On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, after moving to a new neighbourhood, I went to meet my new neighbour. When she opened the door, all she said was, "Oh not you again!", and shut the door in my face. I have no memory of her. FML

Today, my anxiety got so bad that when I stole a sword in Skyrim and resisted arrest, I had a full-on panic attack as I ran away. I ended up curling up on the sofa as my character got hacked to death on the TV. FML

#21294889
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30899) - you deserved it (8104)

On 11/08/2014 at 5:49pm - health - by Anonymous S'wit (man) - Portugal

Today, after my shower, I went to clear off my fogged-up mirror. Doing so, I noticed a handprint on it. I compared it to my hand, but it was much too small. I live alone. FML

#21292770
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36504) - you deserved it (2431)

On 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm - misc - by spooked - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I walked in on my little brother making a Devil's trap so he could capture the demon he thinks is possessing my hamster. FML

#21287735
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32472) - you deserved it (3424)

On 10/29/2014 at 3:39pm - kids - by lexigan4 (woman) - United Kingdom

Today, my dad vehemently refused to let me go on vacation to France with my best friend, because he watched Taken a few months ago and apparently forgot that it's just a movie. FML

#21287659
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32816) - you deserved it (4321)

On 10/29/2014 at 1:06pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my parents told me off for reading, as opposed to watching TV like the rest of the family, because it was "anti-social". FML

#21282362
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32861) - you deserved it (2326)

On 10/21/2014 at 11:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, I was shopping when a woman stopped me and asked me what lipgloss I was wearing because my lips looked gorgeous. I had to explain to her it was just the grease from the Slim Jim I had just eaten. FML

#21281977
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31073) - you deserved it (4928)

On 10/20/2014 at 8:38pm - misc - by Anonymos_fmler - United States (Illinois)

Today, I found a book in my attic that I always read when I was a kid. For old times sake I read it again. On the very first page, child me had written, "Go to page 15" so I did. On page 15, in big red letters, it said, "Get bent". I got pranked by myself. FML

#21281163
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29883) - you deserved it (7901)

On 10/19/2014 at 3:27pm - misc - by Deadpool434 (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I learned that if you give a squirrel a cookie, he'll climb up your pants in search of more cookies. FML

Today, I was leading a tour of my university and saw a girl in ripped jeans and combat boots smoking a cigarette. I told her that she shouldn't be representing the school in such a manner. She shot back: "I'm a Presidential Scholar. Suck my dick, bitch." FML

#21278356
315 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26615) - you deserved it (53259)

On 10/15/2014 at 1:07pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

Today, I left for a fifteen-hour drive with two guys who won't stop talking in a Yoda voice. Sick of this nonsense, I am. FML

#21277425
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33135) - you deserved it (4475)

On 10/14/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by longdrive - United States (California)

Today, I found out my son was selling pot for pesos. We live in New Jersey and have never planned on going to Mexico. FML

#21268628
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37624) - you deserved it (4559)

On 09/30/2014 at 10:30pm - kids - by Potforapeso (man) - United States (New Jersey)

Today, someone in my class referred to the September 11th attacks as "Nine-Elevs". FML

#21255951
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36540) - you deserved it (3090)

On 09/10/2014 at 9:47pm - misc - by no - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I caught my little sister taking a selfie in the mirror with a fake nose piercing, peace sign, and a duck face. She's 12. FML

#21251377
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40027) - you deserved it (3890)

On 09/03/2014 at 7:35pm - kids - by MusicLover18 - Canada (Alberta)



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