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DaFaq420
  • Town/Country : Aliena, Mars
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 102
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About DaFaq420 : I like to meet new people.

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Today, my boyfriend made me sit in his kitchen while he Skyped his mother because he doesn't "feel ready" to tell her he has a girlfriend. He's 23, lives on a different continent and has been dating me for over 6 months. FML

Today, I received a lemon in a box in the mail. I didn't know from who it was, nor how he or she knows my address. There was a note on it: "When life gives you lemons, date me." FML

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Today, I was browsing porn in my room, when my dad barged in. I quickly switched to another tab, only to see it was parked on another porn page. I had another browser window open, so I switched to that. More porn. My dad said, "Riiiggghhhttt... You need help, son." FML

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150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25924) - you deserved it (51278)

On 07/13/2013 at 1:22pm - misc - by fuck (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

Today, I had to walk home in the rain because my mom didn't want to get her new car wet. FML

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89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52741) - you deserved it (3146)

On 06/04/2013 at 12:05pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my mum asked me, "Shouldn't you be cleaning your room?" On impulse, I replied, "Shouldn't you be in the kitchen?" I've never been hit so hard in my life. FML

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270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31111) - you deserved it (105801)

On 04/22/2013 at 3:19am - misc - by Anon - Singapore

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49861) - you deserved it (5802)

On 04/18/2013 at 7:08pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, one of my elderly swimming students ran into me at Walmart. Being a polite teenager, I said hi to him. He looked at me surprised and said, "Oh dear! I didn't recognize you with your clothes on!" I'll never forget the look on his wife's face. FML

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84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35870) - you deserved it (2748)

On 03/09/2013 at 2:02am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada



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