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Crash0997

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 9 September 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 219
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I asked my class of fifth graders to write down a list of all the compound words they knew. At least four of them put down 'motherfucker'. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42272) - you deserved it (5022)

On 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, as if to prove that there is no end to the unspeakable stupidity of the human race, a patient was brought into my hospital, needing a cellphone removed from his anus. FML

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177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49717) - you deserved it (3180)

On 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Switzerland (Bern)

Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31663) - you deserved it (4781)

On 08/20/2011 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)



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