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by Anonymous / 07/23/2014 at 7:16pm / United States (Oregon) / Work
by Anonymous / 09/08/2013 at 12:38pm / Switzerland (Bern) / Work
Today, I had to say "Put away your burrito," "that ruler is not a light saber," and "stop making dog noises" all in the same sentence at work. I teach Advanced Placement Calculus to high school seniors. FML
by Anonymous / 08/20/2011 at 3:42am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex in his car. He got out of the car and moved to the passenger seat with me. As he shut the door, it slammed against my fingers, breaking one of them. He then asked if we could still have sex. FML
by JayFri / 06/06/2011 at 1:20pm / United States / Intimacy
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