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by Wingman527 / 09/15/2014 at 5:39pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, after years of wonderful flying experiences, I boarded a flight and took my seat only to find a baby sitting in front of me, behind me, and to the right of me, and across the aisle from me. All of whom decided to cry in unison. It was a 9-hour flight. FML
by MLeguillon / 09/01/2014 at 12:34am / United States (Missouri) / Transportation
by AgentOrion / 08/29/2014 at 12:16am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boss threw out the report I wrote for the board of directors. He said that if it were legal, he'd smash me in the balls with a brick for using Comic Sans. I had to do the whole thing again in another font with my coworkers snickering at me. FML
by Anonymous / 08/15/2014 at 5:35pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by emmamrose7 / 08/14/2014 at 11:36pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I attended a family gathering. My cousin's new baby was being passed around. By way of politely declining to hold it, I meant to say that I looked forward to getting to know it better once it could talk. What I blurted out instead was, "I can't wait until it resembles a human being." FML
by marcranger / 08/11/2014 at 7:40pm / United States (Colorado) / Kids
Today, my coworkers and I were comparing the backgrounds we have on our phones. They pretty much sum up our love lives; everyone else's background is a photo of their boyfriend or girlfriend. Mine's a photo of a lifeless desert. FML
by Fennec / 08/11/2014 at 3:05pm / Love
by Ballsy427 / 07/25/2014 at 8:05am / United States (Armed Forces Pacific) / Work
Today, the fire alarm went off at work. My office is on the second floor, and the door to the stairs were jammed shut. The only way out was jumping out the window. The best part was breaking my leg due to someone burning their lunch. FML
by timv94 / 07/23/2014 at 9:34pm / United States (Kentucky) / Health
Today, I was carrying my four-month-old son in a checkout line. An older couple behind us remarked that I would spoil my son if I carried him everywhere. My son responded by projectile vomiting all over the wife, then looked at me and giggled. FML
by Pandamomma / 07/21/2014 at 8:58am / United States (North Carolina) / Kids
by boob sisters / 07/02/2014 at 1:01pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by NosChersVoisins / 07/01/2014 at 12:55am / France (Aquitaine) / Love
by beccadabeast / 06/30/2014 at 2:44am / United States (Arizona) / Animals
by JayCee500 / 05/27/2014 at 7:05pm / Health
by Anonymous / 05/26/2014 at 11:53am / United States (California) / Love
- Today, while making out with my boyfriend of a month, he started rubbing my boobs. He told me that… Today, my grandmother gave me a sex talk on how I should take "precautions", right in the middle of… Today, my boyfriend tried to make me wear a fake mustache during sex. He said "It turns him on." FML
- Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one… Today, I’m in Thailand and I met a monk. The conversation was so deep and interesting that, without… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…