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Boston_4_Life
  • Town/Country : Boston
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 13 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 288
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Boston_4_Life : Hi I'm mike. Im 16. I smoke weed everyday and im a straight A student in school. I live in Boston, Massachusetts. Im on an iPod, so I can not get messages on here. Email me if you want to talk: mikeb344@comcast.net

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Boston_4_Life's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up with pink eye. My mom tried to help by putting drops in. It started burning like hell; she didn't understand why. It turns out she was putting ear drops in my eye. FML

#20132231
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22485) - you deserved it (1285)

On 10/25/2012 at 12:37am - health - by allison_fishing - United States

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11267) - you deserved it (38079) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 05/02/2012 at 1:06am - love - by Flip (woman) - France (Rhone-Alpes)

Today, my girlfriend's parents walked in on us having sex. Not only did her dad make me walk out to my truck with no clothes on, he is my baseball coach and I will be seeing him on Monday. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29752) - you deserved it (18117)

On 02/12/2011 at 12:59am - intimacy - by Keith walk - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at a barbecue. I picked up a piece of cake and began complaining to the man next to me about how horrible it tasted. "It tastes like a s***!" I said. His wife baked it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5632) - you deserved it (42459)

On 11/08/2009 at 10:03am - misc - by Cakeman (man) - United States (New Jersey)



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