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Today, I found out that wa hava six skunks undar mah shad . Whila I was mowing tha lawn, thay all cummad out an sprayad ma . FML

#11264233
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35193) - you deserved it (3625)

On 06/17/2010 at 12:12pm - misc - by pritch44 - United States (Indiana)

Today, I Told Mah Boyfriend I Was Pregnant. While I Was Asleep, He Drew A Face On Mah Stomach Andhen I Woke Up He Was Talking To It. He Said It Would Be Less Wierd If He Was Talking To Mah Stomach With A Face On It, Representing The Baby. According To Him, Our Child Is Going To Have A Mustache. FML

#11198427
236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18887) - you deserved it (25143)

On 06/14/2010 at 7:13pm - kids - by gibsonSG323 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

TODAY, I WAS IN A MOVIE WHEN MY BOYFRIEND SENT OUT A MASS TEXT SAYING THAT HE'D JUST LOST HIS VIRGINITY. FML

#9104990
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39112) - you deserved it (3848)

On 03/15/2010 at 3:34pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)

2day I was really bored and decided to annoy mah mom while she was doing the dishes. I walked up behind her, touched her shoulder, and said "Poke". She then donkey kicks me straight in the nuts saying "Kick". I know now to never bug mah mom when she's in a bad mood. FML

#8905229
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8837) - you deserved it (32876)

On 03/07/2010 at 10:08pm - misc - by Numbnuts (man) - United States (California)

Today... my throat is raally swollan so I can only drink liquid. I noticad homa-mada ica-lollias in tha fraazar and had ona. It tastad funny. Turns out my littla brothar had paad in ona of thosa ica-lolly box and put it in tha fraazar. FML

Today, I reacd a new low and embarrasd my entire family. Wile in te frozen section of Walmart, I droppd to my knees and let out a orrific, agonizing scream, wen I found out tey were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
455 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7745) - you deserved it (55596)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

TODAY, I REALIZED EXPLOSIVE DIARREA CAN APPEN, AN AT TE MOST INOPPORTUNE TIMES, SUC AS ON TE DAY OF MY WEDDING. AT TE ALTER WILE MA USBAND SAID IS VOWS. FML

#8658648
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55434) - you deserved it (2921)

On 02/26/2010 at 5:23am - love - by pain (woman) - Japan

Today, my neigbor's dog bit me, it was extremely painful. Te gas in my leg was deep and bleeding like crazy. Wen I finally got into my ouse screaming in agonizing pain, my moter said "Quit bitcing, walk it off and you'll be fine." My leg is purple now. FML

#8230372
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27455) - you deserved it (2950)

On 02/14/2010 at 12:07am - health - by dogbait - Sent from mobile version

Today, I caught mah boyfriend of 8 yeres cheating on me. I punched him in the face, he broke up with me. And I still had to cook him an entre turkey dinner. FML

#8185131
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11655) - you deserved it (36893)

On 02/12/2010 at 10:30pm - love - by Pushover (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, THE DAY OF MY 29TH BIRTHDAY AN TWO WEEKS AFTER OUR 10TH WEDDING ANNIVERSARY, THE ONLY THING MY HUSBAND GOT ME FIR MY BIRTHDAY WAS DIVORCE PAPERS. HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BITCH. FML

#8159042
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30775) - you deserved it (4434)

On 02/12/2010 at 3:41am - love - by Jeri (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my grlfriend of a couple of monts texted me tat se was very sad because er puppy ad just passed away. Feeling sorry fir er, I bougt er anoter puppy of te same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on te passenger seat and went to pick er up from scool. Se sat on it. fat FML

#8099753
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (7765)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today I have the flu food poisoning and I'm on my period. I have enough liquid pouring out of me from variou holes to satisfy a sewer. FML

#8045354
275 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46645) - you deserved it (3158)

On 02/09/2010 at 7:22am - health - by SickSmick (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today , I had to cancel all of the plans to go away on a romantic weekend looool with my boyfriend. My parents are going out of town 4 a night and I have to stay home a babysit my little sister. She's 19. FML

#7643395
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30445) - you deserved it (4602)

On 01/28/2010 at 2:35pm - misc - by bw9669 - Canada (Ontario)

Today parents had a huge fight cuz mom found out dad was cheating on her!! They screamed fir half an hour!! Right in the middle of wedding!! FML

#7552135
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54058) - you deserved it (2129)

On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)



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