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Amsterdamned13
  • Town/Country : Amsterdam, Netherlands
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Friday 1 January 1988 (26 years)
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  • Number of comments : 4
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Today, I realized I pay $160/month to get two texts a day. One from my bank telling me how much I have, one for my credit card telling me how much I owe. FML

Today, I found out the hard way that my boyfriend and mother have been sending each other sexually-explicit picture messages. FML



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