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Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed hysterically. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20034) - you deserved it (33773)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out that my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyright issues. I have this logo tattooed on my body. FML

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On 03/30/2014 at 10:27am - misc - by Cult (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML

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78 comments

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On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was doing a science presentation about glucose. There was around 20 judges at the event who could've judged me, but instead I got judged by the only person in the whole entire world who doesn't know what glucose is and doesn't think it exists. FML

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On 02/20/2014 at 12:27am - work - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML

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On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML



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