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Today, while lifeguarding, I slipped and fell from my chair and onto the cement. Embarrassed and actually quite hurt, I tried to climb back up to the chair, but it tipped. I fell half onto the cement half into the pool, just before the chair landed on top of me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (58816) - you deserved it (5885)

On 05/18/2014 at 12:48am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, I went on a date with my boyfriend to our local park, and I playfully climbed into one of the baby swings. I planned on having him push me, not getting stuck and having to be cut free from the seat while he laughed. FML


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On 04/09/2014 at 1:50pm - love - by BabyButt - United States (Hawaii)

Today, I found out that my favorite band logo is no longer being used by said band because of copyright issues. I have this logo tattooed on my body. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25435) - you deserved it (55520)

On 03/30/2014 at 10:27am - misc - by Cult (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, we had a surprise party for my boss. Someone turned out all the lights. I was so scared of the dark, the first thing my boss saw when he walked in was all my co-workers watching me scream, "TURN IT ON!" FML


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On 03/11/2014 at 11:47am - work - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, I was doing a science presentation about glucose. There was around 20 judges at the event who could've judged me, but instead I got judged by the only person in the whole entire world who doesn't know what glucose is and doesn't think it exists. FML


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On 02/20/2014 at 12:27am - work - by anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I yelled at my boyfriend's cat for staring at me, then cried about it for an hour. Pregnancy life. FML


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On 02/10/2014 at 10:16pm - animals - by alii2349 - Canada (Manitoba)

Today, while at hospital with a broken arm, I was asked to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up, picked up my arm, and dropped it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML

Today, my first graders released the butterflies we've been raising. The kids were sad that one had died in his cocoon and wouldn't be set free. Turns out that butterfly may have had a better fate: a flock of birds ate half of the others. Immediately after releasing them. In front of the kids. FML


I agree, your life sucks (70634) - you deserved it (5244)

On 04/29/2009 at 12:30pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

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