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Today, at work, I decidd to make thing more interesting, so when I calld people I usd a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to askd me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replid, "Where the kangaroo are..." I'm now jobless. FML

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On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. fat FML

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On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked outside mah house to find mah father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing lyk a maniac and screaming, ( Die bitches! Die! ) FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)



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