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Today, at work, I decided to make things more interesting, so when I called people I used a fake accent. As I was using an Australian accent, the person I was talking to asked me where in Australia I was from. I desperately replied, "Where the kangaroos are..." I'm now jobless. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (6121) - you deserved it (34278)

On 08/09/2012 at 5:42pm - work - by sincerely depressed. - United States (California)

Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30565) - you deserved it (6907)

On 01/15/2012 at 10:30pm - love - by geeklove - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

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On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)



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