FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
BadAssBandit897 Canada

Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML

BadAssBandit897 tells us more.

Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

Collection

Autumn: Leaves and Laughter

When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!

Top comments

Well....no pressure.

Get out while you can!

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Comments (171)

If he did it once,he would do it twice...

Are you sure it was just almost. Get out. Get out now. Serious screw loose there.

Sounds like a keeper, def marriage material

Get some police protection!

10showgirl 16

RUUUUUUNNNN!

Does anyone else think this guy would work really well with "overattatched girlfriend"?

Oh goodie, another FML with a song.

I don't know what you all are so panicked about. This is a perfectly normal reaction to emotional trauma.

And another relationship ends on a happy note. Said no one ever.