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Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML

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Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

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Well....no pressure.

Get out while you can!

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Sounds like the beginning of an episode of Dateline NBC.

Well, fortunately for us, the OP was able to post this

Buy a metal detector and put it by your front door. If it goes off when he walks in... BACK DOOR.

Run far, run fast!

Almost being the key word

That escalated quickly...

ummmm......RUUUN!!!!!!!

Yikes!

Break up with him. Very, very carefully.