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Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML

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Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

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Well....no pressure.

Get out while you can!

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Dreaded_Blue1 5

Sounds like (if the allegations turn out to be true) another Oscar Pistorious.

Might wanna back out of that and inform more then one person of the situation...=/

iammeorami 25

aiiiieee! get ready to scram!!!

Restraining order.

You are running away from someone with a gun and they shoot at you. If you run fast enough that the bullet only closes half the distance every second. YOU WILL NEVER BE HIT.

thatgirlincali 13

Did you have a shot gun wedding?

have him break up with you

PRIVATE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING? "I'm carving me name in this bullet Sir. WHY? "Well Sir, you know how they say 'There's a bullet out there with your name on it'. Well, I figure, if I OWN the bullet with my name on it, there is a far greater chance that I will not be hit by it, as I don't ever intend to shoot me self" Hopefully the Britts get it?

Oscar pistorious is in love with you?!?

Was he called Oscar?