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Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML

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Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...

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Well....no pressure.

Get out while you can!

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That's not love -- that's obsession and control.

Run! Go to the cops for help.

Break it off over text, (so as to protect yourself) and then go far far away.

So, what'd he almost shoot her with? ;) If you know what I mean...

You better watch your ass, Op

Make him 'break your heart'.

you're ******..

No problem, when you want to break up with him just start doing things that will make him no longer like you. You know, things like fart and belch all the time, go to the bathroom with the door open, wear old stretched out yoga pants and a nasty t-shirt all the time, stop washing and brushing your hair, don't brush your teeth....omg I'm making myself vomit.

I wouldn't normally suggest a passive aggressive route. But I think it's time to develop some obnoxious habits, stop wearing make-up, making get some frumpy clothes, limit bathing, etc Edit-asb. You beat me to it