Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML
BadAssBandit897 tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Well....no pressure.
kellyrose0322 13
Get out while you can!
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Comments (171)
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
That seems pretty intense, trie not to anger him!
JenkJenks 6
Yeah, when he says he is going to shoot you with his love gun... He may mean it more literally than the song entails.
Cupcake0420 5
Give it a shot!
Thebroskii 11
Try*. Sorry I had to.
fksfsdhfsdfh 26
The grammar nazi strikes again!
DKjazz 20
Hey Joe, where you going with that gun in your hand?
oj101 33
Oscar Pistorius, is that you?
lindseyterrell 9
That wouldn't be grammar, that would be spelling.
azk3000 9
op is your name Janie by any chance?
SillyGirl4602 23
75, nice jimi reference.
Kyle17206 11
#117 Spelling is part of grammar.
DinosaurTacoTime 18
Well....no pressure.
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
He "almost" shot her.. Not a huge guarantee you're gonna die.. :-)
botanistjessica 24
Still not odds I'd want to gamble with
1PersonIsMyWorld 22
It was sarcasm guys lol
darlinjai 18
But he didn't! And he wouldn't try shooting you if he didn't love you right? Be careful OP..
JinxedPixie 16
Because shooting is the best way to show his love...
Lionesse 15
# 3 What if the guy did love the other girl which is why he tried to shoot her because he was really broken up about it? To think that he won't shoot the OP if she breaks his heart or not or whatever is pretty naive. If he did it once, he'll do it again. I dislike people who try to rationalize actions committed by people who aren't right in the head.
darlinjai 18
I hope you know I was being sarcastic...that's how girls end up dead is guys like that who don't realize how irrational it is to be that upset...
Meettitan 14
I'm glad other people are burying you.
uhhSavage 22
Seems like a nice enough guy.
sarahshanghai 9
It will definatly make for a very healthy relationship.
Ayeasha 7
He almost pulled a Pistorius, I suggest get out while you can..
Sputnikspak 13
He'll seem nice from 100ft away once she gets a restraining order...
kotana191 8
If he is comfortable enough to confess that to you, he must have enough trust that you will love him anyway.
Pleonasm 35
By confess you mean more like threaten. Like "think twice before you break my heart."
supportcommand 17
It says nothing about her liking him. Sounds more like a " I like you, you like me, don't you?.... DON'T YOU!!!??"
buddy51 23
Or he's a belligerent psychopathic whack job who is threatening OP with violence. I say run, run, run like the wind OP!!!
kellyrose0322 13
Get out while you can!
GTAmax99 12
You better run, better run, faster than his bullet…
stephkristine 13
More like run forest run.
shawnaishere 14
Try on to tell him through text or on any special event like his birthday. Say it as nicely as you can which with breakups is nearly impossible.
LifelessStars 22
Breaking up through text-BAD IDEA breaking up in a special event- EVEN WORSE IDEA it just ruins the whole day for them and would probably make them even more pissed at you
shawnaishere 14
It supposed to be *not not no. Damn autocorrect
LovesSushi 25
I would go buy a bullet proof vest... Just to be on the safe side.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Won't help her much if he aims for her head.
LovesSushi 25
A bullet proof vest doesn't protect your entire body?!
tmmundy 17
53...Please tell me you're not serious?
landon_loe11 16
53- You seriously can't be that dumb..
LovesSushi 25
That would be sarcasm... I forgot people are that dumb lol
crackmore278 13
Really? You're calling her dumb? If you folks can't understand sarcasm on FML at this point, I suggest you delete your account and study humor under Tibetan monks in the Himalayas.
wlddog 14
53 Wait wait wait.... Are you telling me my bullet proof vest doesnt make me immoral??? This changes everything. I gotta tell the police department. They need to know this. WHY WOULD SOMEONE KEEP THIS A SECRET???!!!!
SillyGirl4602 23
Do you mean immortal?
wlddog 14
LoL!!!! Yes
Odyy_fml 7
You're in Canada. It's extremely difficult to own a gun and even if you do, it's almost impossible to store it in such a way that would make it easy for someone to use it. Check to see if this man has a gun license (restricted, unrestricted or hunting) that would tell you if he even CAN own a gun. If he doesn't, then call the police or Crime Stoppers or something similar and inform them that this man 1) possibly owns an illegal firearm and 2) may even use it illegally
supportcommand 17
Edit. My apologies. Nothing to see here. Move along.
AngrySailor 17
I live in canada. It's not that difficult to own a gun, however you are correct about the storage. But if you really want your gun it's as easy as unlocking a filing cabinet, so by no means it that going to stop someone who is motivated. That said, I had an ex-girlfriend who called the police saying I threatened her (I did not) and believe me. The police take this VERY seriously. It was a pain in my ass but things worked out eventually. If you are concerned and have evidence (texts , e-mails) he will go to jail no question!
lifeisgood_03 8
i think you should catch a plane right now