Today, the guy who confessed his love for me also confessed that in his rage, he almost shot the last girl who broke his heart. FML
BadAssBandit897 tells us more.
Hey guys, OP here...I can't believe I forgot to log in :P anyways, I decided to be completely honest with the guy and end things. It was a little scary, seeing as he also knows where I live. He was in denial at first, but in the end he accepted that I wasn't interested. I still can't get a good night's rest though...
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DinosaurTacoTime 18
Well....no pressure.
kellyrose0322 13
Get out while you can!
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Comments (171)
mangoboy1 19
Run.
SadGirl18 16
Red flags, red flags!!
wlddog 14
I need you to follow me around and wave red flags anytime i do something stupid or should be careful of.
SadGirl18 16
Sure, why not. :P I'll jump out of bushes and from behind buildings!
Pleonasm 35
Get out before he goes all Oscar Pistorius on you.
superpoptart 24
Too soon
dmoran20 27
That's what she said ;-)
HannahLouise96 13
I was just waiting for someone to make an Oscar Pistorius joke. We can always rely on you, Pleonasm.
Pleonasm 35
At your service.
Catkam623 27
Hey it was "a burglar"
littlemonster94 15
Run. Run. Hide yo self!
wildsweetchild 19
Maybe it's just his tactic to make sure that you won't run away from him. Fear is one of the best ways to control people. You can use it against him as well..just tell him that you almost cut off your ex boyfriends penis when he wasn't behaving right.
buddy51 23
"Nearly shot her"??!! WTF!!!! This is a veiled (sort of) threat!!! Dump him now OP. it will only get worse. Confessing that kind of near violence is a sign of craziness, not affection.... Run! Now!
perdix 29
Get a shotgun. Get a shotgun. Get a shotgun. I'm sorry you Canadians don't have access to the wisdom of our Vice President Joe Biden, so I am relaying to you as a public service.
cradle6 13
Shotguns were made by Jesus. AR15's are the product of Satan. Be careful! Get the wrong gun and it'll shoot everyone
mnvikes 7
Ignorant liberal. People kill people, not guns.
AllieCat21 21
You're being just as ignorant, stereotyping liberals....
abrookec2011 14
And shoot it straight up in the air so it achieves nothing.
cowboyroy45 10
The words "wisdom" and "Joe Biden" don't belong in the same sentence. Joe Biden is about as wise as an overly talkative rock. And don't even get me started on how big of a dunce our dear, beloved president is...
glamorous18 10
run.
HeartOfLead 24
I think there is no need to run if OP is that stage 5 clinger in the other FML. If she is, than there will be enough crazy to balance out their relationship.
MyS3lf 24
My ex was like that. All I have to say is: Run far, and run FAST. Eventually they do actually try to kill you, and you really don't want to have to go through that. Trust me.
buddy51 23
...or OP will meet the reaper....