Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, the nutcase I was dating broke up with me because I don't want to open a shop with his broke ass using my lifelong saved money. He's now throwing all I told him in confidence back in my face. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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kangx1 28
I'm sure you could find a way to sue her sorry ass. I'm sorry op but women like this need to grow the **** up or stay single and not procreate.
iop330 22
Well at least she's gone now.
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Comments (191)
unipup122 17
Wow, people do stupid stuff when they're jealous. I'm extremely jealous of my boyfriends friends but all you have to do is talk about it!
sz632 5
You shouldn't ever ask a girl to stop talking to someone cause u want her to. Especially your best friend. If said best friend can't be trusted then i think the problem is them not your girlfriend.
Ianamis 6
He didn't ask that She asked him of that goddamn.
nemcali 34
I am sure the judge will understand after you appear in court for beating her up. Of course I don't mean it but she's an evil moron. Good luck with your dissertation!
SBurrke 11
It's still scary how many YDI's there are on these posts. Why would he deserve this? Some people are crazy.
EnchantingCurse 0
Have you read the comments? Apparently people on here think you can't be friends with someone of the opposite sex without wanting to bang.
zapte 7
Where did you store it? There might be possibility of data recovery, if you want I can try and help.
Alexya_fml 2
Sue for emotional damage and destruction of property
smackthathoe 4
smackthathoe
nevilninja 9
wooow... Well, as someone who works with data all the time in IT there should be a way to get almost if not all of your data back. take it to a data recovery center and see what they can do. It can be time sensitive though so I wouldn't wait and do it asap if I were you... Good luck OP! And I would definitely look into legal action against her.
alexowitz 8
Your life is better with out her
oCdSquid 1
CTRL+Z like mad, and good luck.