Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
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Jealousy
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Major red flag
Today, the nutcase I was dating broke up with me because I don't want to open a shop with his broke ass using my lifelong saved money. He's now throwing all I told him in confidence back in my face. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
The iron is hot
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
A good excuse
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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kangx1 28
I'm sure you could find a way to sue her sorry ass. I'm sorry op but women like this need to grow the **** up or stay single and not procreate.
iop330 22
Well at least she's gone now.
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iop330 22
Well at least she's gone now.
originaljosh 11
Op get your best friend to **** her up! She act like a bitch she gonna get ****** up like one!
khaoticpanda 28
Haha good job finding the ONE bright side
SweetasCandy0609 28
#49 the bright side is that he doesn't have to deal with her crazy ass anymore!
garrett_8614 14
I'm not sure if this would work, but try restoring your computer to a previous period of time. Try entering the date before "the incident"
addisonrose12 16
I agree with #86. Try restoring to a previous date and see if that works. If not... I would possibly have to murder that crazy *****...
IamHercules 24
Restoring to a previous date will not work. That option is only there in case the operating system gets messed up. You will need a third party data recovery software.
doctorhook86 24
OP can probably get his stuff back for free and without much trouble, as long as his gf wasn't more than averagely tech-savvy. HOW: Download a program called "Recuva". I've used it myself to recover deleted files. It's a free download, and it's pretty simple to use. I'm sure other quality recovery tools are also available for free, if Recuva won't work. WARNING: Don't download anything else till you have your stuff back! "Deleting" doesn't actually get rid of stuff, it just marks that stuff as "okay to write overtop", and once it's been written overtop, it's extremely unlikely to be recoverable.
TeasinDaNoobs 16
Whats a dissertation?
sturschaedel 27
#103 It's a scientific work you need to write to achieve a doctoral degree. You usually need around two years for that: First you have to do some sort of study or experiment, and then write several hundred pages about it.
sophiehelen 32
It's more than doctoral. Majority of degrees in a lot of countries require a dissertation. Usually a 10,000 word independent project
Hidebehindarock 19
Never said it was on a computer.
doctorhook86 24
#149: I would be extremely surprised if anyone anywhere these days is seriously attempting to write, edit, and backup their dissertation strictly without a computer. That shit is enough work already without rewriting or retyping hundreds of pages every time you revise your draft.
bummerbums 16
Wow, that's dedication to screwing you over OP.
Trin_Tran 26
FYL OP . I would get the cops involved .
DalekBubbles 18
Unless the dissertation was physical, I don't really see how the cops could get involved. Unfortunately, there's also little ways to get retribution without fear of legal consequence.
AnalAssassin1 14
You can still sue if someone destroys your data. I hope so at least.
kangx1 28
I'm sure you could find a way to sue her sorry ass. I'm sorry op but women like this need to grow the **** up or stay single and not procreate.
ohSNAPyall 26
You should. That is insane. A person does not have the right to destroy your life's work because she breaks up with you.
sammyjanette 17
*people
Yeros 7
That woman is a nuthead. Seriously. What a dangerous person! Get away ASP! Aso, sue her.
Eloxia 7
I hate to say it, but men can behave the exact same way if their girlfriend has a best friend who is male. Jealousy is not gender specific.
Edward862 7
what's a dissertation?
Tacogamer20 14
It's a long essay, usually required for a doctorate in physiology. A simple Google search could have answered that tho.
BSnapZ 21
I don't know if "essay" is an appropriate term, considering that most dissertations are tens of thousands of words, with upwards of 10 chapters.
BSnapZ 21
Oh and #11, I believe the word you were looking for is probably "philosophy" not "physiology". But anyway, dissertations are generally for Masters degrees, whereas for a PhD they're generally referred to as a thesis. (I believe, something to do with the length I think.)
jenninator93 18
probably something you'll never have to worry about writing..
enginsteve 17
#50 smartass... haha
neuronerdette 7
#48 you've got that backwards. Dissertation for a PhD, thesis for masters. It has to do with length, impact, and a number of studies/topics covered. A thesis is usually 1 central idea, while a dissertation can cover multiple ideas. I'm writing my dissertation right now. If anyone did this to me, I'd be in jail for assault. Or in a ball on the floor crying.
jthmtwin 16
Assault? I would skip straight to murder.
sturschaedel 27
#78 I'm only writing a thesis right now and even if someone destroyed that I would probably have a meltdown! Good luck with your Dis and make a couple more copies, just to be safe!!
dawnimus 21
Guys, there's more than one country commenting here, not just the US. In the UK, many undergrad students write dissertations for their degrees. In general, PhDs here require a thesis.
tj4234 35
#78, #127 has it right. Where I am in the UK, your undergraduate work is called a dissertation (although for undergrads, we often use both dissertation and thesis interchangeably). A PhD is referred to as a thesis.
cubanito92 1
Why the hell did so many people dislike his question? Answer his question if you know it and move on...
Hidebehindarock 19
Asses aren't smart they just talk a lot of shit.
cheshireau 26
Maybe because it was asked a few comments above. Maybe the should have read the comments before asking.
Tacogamer20 14
Depending on the state, you maybe able to press charges for destroying intellectual property. It may be worth looking into.
RBW_Slave 9
While the advice is good, don't assume everyone is from the US. OP is from Australia.
Rawrshi 25
Australia has states too...
volvagia720 6
Technically it is a state.
slyde32 12
we're a continent, we have states.
Norja 33
@32 Don't assume if someone mentions states that they're talking about the USA. At least google it before you try and correct someone.
orangeshels 19
@90: No, Australia is not 'technically a state'. It's a country, and continent, with its own states and territories.
rae_2000 5
Isn't your girlfriend supposed to be your best friend?
lewaraly 8
You should have friends outside of your significant other, he may have been friends with this girl before he met his girlfriend so it wouldn't be fair to his friend to start being less of a friend just because he had a girlfriend.
extrasnipes 22
Sounds like he's really whipped@#7
rae_2000 5
I'm saying that his best friend that is a girl should be his girlfriend
Ashd09 30
#7 people are allowed to have friends of the opposite sex without being in a relationship. Most of my best friends are guys and I've never thought of dating any of them
kaybaybayyo 11
**** yes she is.
fred102 2
are you that crazy girlfriend in the said fml?
IamHercules 24
Read #63, then #76, then #63 again.
tdawg91 17
I'm a female and most of my close friends are male, the thought of being in a relationship with any of them has never crossed my mind.... Ever
Zappaz 32
What a bitch ass move, sorry op
LlamaFlavoured 24
Try to look into data recovery options, I hope you get your dissertation back.
fuckedPriceless 17
you can pay people who are pretty much experts on recovering data. He should look into that.
IamHercules 24
Or you can google it and do it yourself for much cheaper.
DalekBubbles 18
For something so important, I would rather go straight to a professional while there's still a chance than screw it up and lose it forever.
RabbitOfAurora 28
OP could go to a professional and pay out of pocket then sue his ex to recover the cost. He'd be pretty much100% guaranteed to recover at least that and I'll bet he'd get more if he felt like tacking on emotional damages due to stress.
spacey_blueberry 18
Holy shit, that bitch be cray. At least you're free