Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, the nutcase I was dating broke up with me because I don't want to open a shop with his broke ass using my lifelong saved money. He's now throwing all I told him in confidence back in my face. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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kangx1 28
I'm sure you could find a way to sue her sorry ass. I'm sorry op but women like this need to grow the **** up or stay single and not procreate.
iop330 22
Well at least she's gone now.
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Comments (191)
cheshireau 26
The amount of guys friends I no longer talk to because of chicks like that would surprise you. I'm sorry she done that.
StickyPickles 33
I'm not normally one for revenge but I think an intricate evil scheme with several trained rodents is in order
Notverycreeative 13
You can't press charges.. save the humiliation of the police. get passed it and next time you see a regular flag for crazy RUN!!!
twisty6 0
I would say, charges depend what state you live in but I think destruction of property (criminal mischief in nys) is illegal everywhere.
niome_fml 9
She was just feeling insecure that's all. I mean she shouldn't feel like ur best friend and her is at war.
ZeketheRipper 7
Shit
Tripitaka 21
How could you not notice that she's a psycho?
EmperorChowilio 21
you can still recover deleted files from your computer using free programs even if they've been deleted from the bin its rather easy
Bcaseley 1
Jeez! People should be able to be friends with who ever.. And destroying all that work? That definitely sucks
steezychreezy 1
i would break her ******* arms