Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, the nutcase I was dating broke up with me because I don't want to open a shop with his broke ass using my lifelong saved money. He's now throwing all I told him in confidence back in my face. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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kangx1 28
I'm sure you could find a way to sue her sorry ass. I'm sorry op but women like this need to grow the **** up or stay single and not procreate.
iop330 22
Well at least she's gone now.
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Comments (191)
Daevas 18
Is there some sort of third-party software you use?
Livin_Like_Larry 29
Sue the bitch
bsums203 13
Contact a good lawyer and sue her!
EvilLittleMan 23
I hate to hear crap like this. I know how much time, effort and mental exhaustion is involved when writing for graduate level classes. There's bound to be a way to recover these files. Best of luck to you OP.
azarel88 11
OP I don't like violence against women but your ex would be pushing it if I were you. You should get the police involved that is just stupid and childish on her part.
captainsmegma 12
psycho ****
TheInquisitor 3
Take your computer to a Techy, they might be able to recover it
tatertotx3 16
So her insecurities led to a breakup AND a pause on your future ?! Get your best friend to kick her ass , give her a REAL reason as to why she doesn't like her.
Brandi_Faith 33
Exactly what I was thinking! Op may not be able to hit her because he's a guy, but the best friend certainly can. As you said, give her a real reason to hate her.
trumpetsk 13
I agree the girlfriend well ex is a bitch for doing that but I need more info. Were you and the best friend super flirty and stuff? I didn't force my boyfriend to stop talking to his female best friend but he did agree to because they were really really flirty and he was constantly telling her he loves her and calling her terms of endearment that he never even called me. It got to the point that most people thought he was dating the best friend. If you and your best friend were similar I can see why your ex would want you to stop talking to the friend... Though that still doesn't excuse her absolute **** move
shellishells 3
if you are in a committed relationship, you shouldn't need to have another female friend. that is what screws up some relationships now.
Jinxsie 27
If you're in a healthy relationship then the gender of your friends shouldn't matter.