Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, the nutcase I was dating broke up with me because I don't want to open a shop with his broke ass using my lifelong saved money. He's now throwing all I told him in confidence back in my face. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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kangx1 28
I'm sure you could find a way to sue her sorry ass. I'm sorry op but women like this need to grow the **** up or stay single and not procreate.
iop330 22
Well at least she's gone now.
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Comments (191)
watthef 5
There are companies out there which do data recovery for as low as 250$. Just google data recovery and u will be able to call them.
False_Stupidity 41
Screw paying $250. Programs like File Scavenger cost $70 and can do just as good a job. It's only for very tricky cases where the data has been overwritten that I'd recommend a data recovery company.
allplayedout 20
Don't touch that computer! Your files may still be recoverable. Bring it to someone who has recovery software.
wattsthepoint 12
Low blow, mate.
jazalea8 16
Call the cops and file a report. If she was threatening you on her way out, she can have Domestic Violence charges filed against her.
stonedfly3 15
Wikihow is your friend. Failing that, if you pay to get it recovered, try to get either her to paying or re compensated for the cost. As someone doing a thesis as well, I have the highest sympathy for you!
elyx_fml 16
No copies at all? Dropbox? It has a last version back up mode!
calucalay 13
if it cant recover I am pretty sure it is possible for you to sue. Destruction of property
mrmcleod 29
Yeah dude, you can't have a best friend that's a female and expect most relationships to work out. Sorry about your dissertation though, that sucks!
slyde32 12
yes you can
Ipsum629 13
should have used the cloud
ARetardedSeal 24
Now idk how it is on your end, but if you started the project in a previous time where you had to update your computer, perhaps try to restore your computer to a certain time and possibly your deleted files would be recovered? (If you feel risky try it, but I'd highly recommend someone who can actually recover lost files)