Today, my nutjob girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my best friend, just because she's a woman. Before she left, my now-ex decided to punish me by destroying the dissertation I've spent months working on, along with both backups of it. FML
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Today, my girlfriend dumped me for refusing to stop talking to my female best friend. When I pointed out that my friend's a lesbian, she said, "How the hell does that change anything?" I have no idea why I'm not happy to be rid of that paranoid imbecile. FML
Today, the nutcase I was dating broke up with me because I don't want to open a shop with his broke ass using my lifelong saved money. He's now throwing all I told him in confidence back in my face. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend's best friend was dumped, and was absolutely depressed. My girlfriend thought she'd show her sympathy by breaking up with me so they "could be single together." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, I was dumped by my girlfriend due to our long distance relationship. She then agreed to date my best friend who lives in the same town as me. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Today, my girlfriend left me for my best friend. Over a text message with "lol" in it. FML
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kangx1 28
I'm sure you could find a way to sue her sorry ass. I'm sorry op but women like this need to grow the **** up or stay single and not procreate.
iop330 22
Well at least she's gone now.
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Comments (191)
23lf 16
Destruction of private property, lawyer up and sue her ass.
anabanana101 15
What a bitch
zombiekiller52 24
The moment she told you to stop taking to her you should of end it.
Jinxsie 27
No, he shouldn't have.
HairIsEverything 15
I think he meant end it with his ex once she said he couldn't talk to his best friend anymore. And personally I agree. Once someone you're dating says that, it only escalates from there. Sorry OP
Jinxsie 27
I thought he meant the other way around. My bad. Sorry.
zombiekiller52 24
Yeah I did mean to end it with the ex. Should of been more clear. Lol
Mauskau 35
She's probably too dumb to realise you can recover data and didn't try to completely wipe it. Try software like Recuva.
Brandi_Faith 33
It would actually be really funny (and good for op) if it was in the recycling bin this whole time and she just thought that hitting "delete" made it disappear forever.
pygmyfrog 31
As a fellow Queenslander, that truly sucks - and yes you COULD take her to court, but it would be a civil suit ... unless the police agreed it was some form of malicious damage. No harm in calling your local cop shop and asking their opinion. Also, see if your uni will let you take a leave of absence to try and rewrite/rescue the dissertation (sorry about the HECS though! :( ). And finally, with "friends" like that, who needs enemies!? Good riddance to her.
gogoakira 7
u can undelete files, google it, or take it to a hacker
xLIGHTS_fml 23
Holy, that's some serious shit right there. Hope you can retrieve it with a program.
feven 32
How could she be so heartless? I wouldn't even do that to someone I hated deeply damn
sjonnie_fml 10
you do know there is recovery software exactly for this right?
csjc 16
In many jurisdictions this is considered domestic violence.
brand125 17
what the ****?
csjc 16
In California, so!etching as simple as putting sugar in your girlfriend's gas tank is considered felony domestic violence.