By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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MrDanimal 0

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

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rachii 0

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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StephWALKER 17

leave his arse. that's not someone that cares about you.

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mightymart 5

ydi for being a shallow insecure human being going out with a shallow ******** boyfriend

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iwubbtitties_fml 0

ydi for leaving the kitchen

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woodro87 4

I spent everyday with my girlfriend after her surgery. I got rewarded for it. if ya know what I mean. :)

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iwubbtitties_fml 0

the better question is why did she leave the kitchen..?

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travis1980___ 0

What a favor he's done you, letting you know what a doucheprick he is so you can break up with him.

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Edenbeam 19

I suggest you find a boyfriend who isn't a douchebag.

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