Intimacy: Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for... - FML

By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

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By bleh - 23/11/2009 22:29 - United States

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Today, my fiancé and I were fooling around when his foreskin ripped and bled all over the place. After a trip to the emergency room, the doctor told us no sex for six weeks to let it heal. We're getting married and going on our honeymoon in two weeks. FML

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Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 21:00 - United States - Tallahassee

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By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00

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Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

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Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

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MrDanimal 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:14

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

rachii 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:12

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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prototype3773 10

Thursday 22 September 2016 15:00

Your doctor says no, what does your dentist say? I'm joking but that sounds pretty shitty of him

Elisabetha Aarron 18

Wednesday 27 May 2020 16:21

If you stay with them then you deserve it. He has shown why he is with you and now you get to decide whether you are going to show how much self worth you have. None if you stay.

sarahcroy20 12

Monday 11 January 2021 22:54

I would dump him in a heartbeat.

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