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By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/10/2018 21:00 - United States - Tallahassee

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Today, I was supposed to leave for Switzerland for a month, to see my boyfriend whom I haven't seen for over 6 months. Unfortunately, I broke my leg three days ago and I now I need to stay home and get surgery. FML

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By gimp. - 08/05/2009 08:28 - United States

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Today, I had surgery on my foot. The doctor told me I'd be on crutches for 6 months. I texted my boyfriend the news, promising lots of intimate favors if he'd watch movies with me while on bed rest for the next week. He texted back, "No way. I don't date cripples." Dumped for a broken foot. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/01/2023 22:00

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Today, I just had surgery and my wife finally wants to have sex. Not that there haven't been enough other days in the previous years of marriage… FML

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By Twysted91 - 28/12/2014 03:50 - United States - Milford

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Today, I was rushed to the emergency room in crippling pain, thanks to a very dangerous cluster of cysts on my ovaries that could rupture at any time. My boyfriend took this news as my way of denying him sex and broke up with me for "going to obscene lengths" to emasculate him. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/02/2018 19:00

Today, my best friend of 12 years traveled cross country to help me recover from major surgery. I've been sitting in the hospital by myself while she has sex in my empty apartment with some guy she met. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2022 16:00

Today, I just had knee surgery which has put me on crutches for 6 weeks. I fell on my ass after washing my hands after using the bathroom. Ashamed, my boyfriend and father had to pick me up. I destroyed the towel rack, ripping it of the wall. All this pain is now potentially for nothing. It's day 4 post operation. FML

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MrDanimal 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:14

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

rachii 0

Sunday 20 February 2011 19:12

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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juicycouture12 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 5:06

dump him.

cutie1991 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 7:51

aint that the truth

goddess_darkness 0

Monday 9 May 2011 4:49

I had a baby and tore form my ****** to my anus and had 45 minutes of stitches and couldnt have sex for atleast 6weeks and he still wanted to cuddle and be with me. maybe u should find another guy

jadejazmyn 5

Sunday 12 June 2011 23:26

Well I guess you just found out he doesn't give a crap about you and that ure just a consistent lay to him. Get another boyfriend.

SadinSherman 16

Friday 22 July 2011 3:55

Well he is a keeper

Unlucky717 8

Sunday 25 September 2011 22:48

you still have your mouth

NDiesal10 2

Friday 7 October 2011 23:00

If that doesn't say "I'm only in it for the sex" then I'm not sure what does.

bkina 0

Friday 2 March 2012 22:49

U are a Dushbag

SkoomaKi 27

Friday 1 June 2012 23:42

Well that certainly shows how much he respects you.

dudette123456789 0

Saturday 30 June 2012 4:57

wow he's just using u for that ..... then why dont u .... DUMP his ASS

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