By Justme - 20/02/2011 12:23 - United States

Spicy
Today, I had surgery on my "girl parts" and can't have sex for six weeks. My boyfriend sees no need to spend any time with me until I heal up. FML
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MrDanimal 0

As soon as you heal up, injure his man parts. I think that's only fair. Then ignore him for six weeks.

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rachii 0

Sucks to be you. Oh well, find someone who doesn't just want you for sex.

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Driveshaft 5

I can think of at least 3 things immediately that don't involve the "girl parts". oh! 4! wait! 17! uhm actually #16 may not be legal in this country...

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pisspot 0

You chose him. Bwah Hahahahahaha!

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kisseshugsdrugs 5

you say boyfriend, i think you actually mean FUCKBUDDY. he obviously doesn't care about anything else.

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The_Cardinal 0

He's an idiot. You can still make sandwiches.

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Hardbone 0

Where you trying to get fake boobs or a tight pu***??

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4evermossin 0

tell him you'll suck him off .... he'll still talk to you then

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