Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Top comments
aliassadyahya 4
let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion
EverestMelting 23
Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.
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Comments (71)
Sophosaurusrex 9
Dress up as a cat, problem solved
devildog562 33
And then fall into the snow ?
bethyworks 16
Very slowly.
DenverTyrrell 13
XD boys will be boys! And apparently boys prefer cat vids over a strip tease :/ *the more you know*
giantsfan2010 23
Kinda rude of him, if you went through the effort to make him happy, he should appreciate it, not completely ignore you.
feven 32
What a great boyfriend
MeanBeagle 22
he was just killing time until the big reveal
granCanyon 12
You know, not every man is so much into sex. I'm 22 and I honestly don't care that much about it. You can call me a pussy or whatever you want but a long walk, a nice movie or a good book give me much more pleasure than any sexual activity. I'm sorry but it's the way I am. Of course a striptease wouldn't bother me but there's loads of other things i'd rather do than watch a girl strip in front of me.
AddictGamer 16
I honestly do not know how you got down voted here.. You are stating your standards and your opinion, that deserves a little respect. I also agree, not every man is driven into sex as much as another, it doesn't mean they're weird
Omegadolly 22
The one with the floppy ears? I mean, it IS a high-quality gif.
bearstyle22 11
Nothing better then your girl stripping for you and a good quality cat video.
sydneysays 15
Aw that sucks! He should pay more attention to you, what a dick
vlalam 24
does it matter which pussy he gets attracted to? lol.. jk