Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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aliassadyahya 4
let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion
EverestMelting 23
Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.
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Comments (71)
rizzkiyoshi 19
strip tease wouldn't captivate me either. kinda boring really.
bman2000 2
doesnt suprise me. i have seen that gif. it is hilarious. it says floomph at the botton of the screen when thr cat falls into the snow
liza1922 7
Were you any good at it? Maybe you should take a class or ten and then try it again
iKristien 5
Seriously? It shouldn't matter if you're "any good" at it or not. If your gf surprises you with a striptease, you don't go watching cat gifs. Even if she sucks at it.
mimi809o 21
I think I've seen that gif before... It's a good gif...plus it's a cat!
AloysiusWeasley 15
Sorry OP, I can feel the disappointment oozing all over this one. You'd think a guy could at least manage to pay attention to naked boobs, or whatever fun flesh you were showing off. :/
aliciavanham 13
Simple solution: next time he wants your booty, you'll watch a gif and you tell him your not in the 'mood'.
SlyCooper15 16
It's a good gif though
jennn_ifer 2
I hope the cat is okay after the fall!
r_puffah 4
In his defense, that was a pretty funny gif ?
d2theave1904 6
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