Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Top comments
aliassadyahya 4
let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion
EverestMelting 23
Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.
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Comments (71)
ostfaiz 18
He is an ass your efforts for that strip tease gone in vein! FYL OP!
Invalid1 9
Have you got a link for that cat falling in snow?
mzcupcakez 20
he got distracted by the wrong pussy
FalconCrunch 4
Might be time to lose some of that flab!
sugarmonster42 7
HAHAHAHA me and my bf
Tannasgh 22
I just don't get it. I would be 100% at attention
demonfacee 14
Boyfriends suck sometimes. I feel very sorry for you. Striptease > cats falling in slow motion any day. Honestly, I would love a suprise striptease from my girlfriend.
FISQ_fml 6
Now jump in snow
RamboFB 10
Winter is coming
worldclassrager 39
A cat lover for sure