Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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Top comments
aliassadyahya 4
let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion
EverestMelting 23
Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.
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Comments (71)
Emmamazing 26
I laughed way harder than I should have for this
Mauskau 35
Make sure there aren't any distractions next time.
rekkas 16
Aww :(
qtbabe127 22
I've seen that gif, and it's amazing. I don't blame your bf for a second! lol
Jdlove2 20
Wow, maybe he said "oh well". Either way. Wow
WasabiMars 21
I also wowwed when I saw that gif.
lolurkidding 13
His attention should be focused on you...sorry OP!
elixaaaaa 13
Can you post a link? I want to see the kitty
tiffanyslapp 18
I might "accidentally" hit the power button on the computer.
lazyslumber 18
OP's boyfriend is more into cats than pussy!!