Love, My ex and Confused: Make your move - FML

Make your move

By Stupid girl brain - 28/09/2026 00:00 - Poland - Warsaw

Today, it's been two weeks since my ex took me on a date and said honestly that he missed me and wanted to be with me. I said I was too busy, and he nodded, shrugged, and said OK. I haven't heard from him since and I can't stop thinking about him. FML

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SAgirl 21

Monday 28 September 2026 2:47

You told him no and he respected your choice.

Hangryko 31

Monday 28 September 2026 11:25

I realize it's difficult, but it's time to accept your choice and move on. It's likely just FOMO anyway; trust your initial instincts.

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SAgirl 21

Monday 28 September 2026 2:47

You told him no and he respected your choice.

Hangryko 31

Monday 28 September 2026 11:25

I realize it's difficult, but it's time to accept your choice and move on. It's likely just FOMO anyway; trust your initial instincts.

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