Today, I decided to give my boyfriend a surprise striptease. After I turned around, I heard him murmur "Oh, wow." I turned back around, only to find him watching a gif of a cat falling into snow in slow motion. FML
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Today, my boyfriend decided to perform a strip tease for me. As he was stripping out of his clothes, he took his shirt and then pants off first. He was wearing zebra striped knee high socks and underwear. I burst out laughing. He left. FML
Today, my boyfriend got back from a long wrestling tournament. As a nice surprise, I decided to give him a little show over FaceTime. As soon as I stripped down into my bra and underwear, he paused the screen and started surfing the internet for new shoes. FML
Today, I had two surprises for my boyfriend who was at work. One was a dessert and the other was sexy lingerie. He chose the dessert. Then told me I was an idiot. FML
Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML
Today, I decided to pay a suprise visit to my boyfriend's house. I let myself in, walked up to his bedroom and found him dancing around. In the dress I had left the other weekend. FML
Today, I was having it off with my boyfriend. He's the kind of guy that likes to keep things interesting. Just as he started climaxing, he began to meow. FML
Today, my boyfriend surprised me by coming home early. He walked in on me sitting on the toilet, singing full volume to my cat as I took a crap. FML
Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML
Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML
Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I called him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him asked who that was. He replied, "Just this fat chick I know." FML
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aliassadyahya 4
let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion
EverestMelting 23
Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.
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Comments (71)
EverestMelting 23
Wow, your boyfriend really doesn't appreciate what he has. Sorry OP.
MeanBeagle 22
keep him til after Christmas at least
gatorclay97 28
Her boyfriend prefers digital pussy ;)
RollingCakes 21
Sorry OP, don't take it too personally. He was probably too focused on the gif to notice or maybe he just wasn't in the mood.
sayyestothedress 24
I think you just summarized the reasons why it's an FML for OP
Xandrick 22
A strange thing....if a woman is not in the mood, the proper thing is to excuse her without fuss (which I totally understand), and any show of frustration from the man means that he's a lowly Neanderthal who lets his penis run his life. But when a man is not in the mood, he's not excused, and a woman's anger and frustration is somehow justified. RollingCakes' negative comment rating is an example of this.
LuckBeNimble 19
not necessarily, I think the general "outrage" at her BF is because she was trying to do something nice for him and he dismissed it, not the fact that he isn't sex-crazed; for instance, if a guy had tried to surprise his GF with something nice and she couldn't care less we'd call her a bit of a bitch, intentions notwithstanding.
RollingCakes 21
Oh yeah. My bad. I completely misunderstood this one.
figgity83 15
I agree with this statement and don't understand the thought
aliassadyahya 4
let's face it, nothing beats a cat falling into snow in slow motion
fallencastiel 22
That gif is amazing
tony1891 22
that is pretty amazing.
gatorclay97 28
Idk... It's hard to beat a pussy ;) lol
fsomelife 26
Went to look it up. Wow indeed!
FrankHotpants 31
He's interested in the wrong pussy.
ashley_mm 11
oh no!! dkm XD!!
ComoEsJuan 24
That's cold.
Cortezthe1st 23
I agree. OP was just trying to be ice.
cjmedic 12
Chill with the puns, guys.
NeatNit 32
there's snow way to stop
imchacon22 19
Sorry for your bad luck. maybe it just wasn't that good
HairIsEverything 15
Sorry for your comment. Maybe it was just rude.
devildog562 33
The guy has his priorities a little twisted. Striptease > falling kitties
kayteakay 26
The Internet is pretty awesome.
Quackadoodledoo 13
Really!?
bombielol 20
don't ever strip tease him again (: