Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
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combo
France
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
scaryhairy
United States
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Kay
United Kingdom
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
Top comments
seexysportsbabee 0
Time to shave!
mariazzz 5
SHAVE!!!!!
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Comments (199)
caramels55 6
Uh... Shave?!!
idragosani 15
Hobbit chicks are hot!
melonrind 8
They will wax them during a pedi for just a couple bucks....don't shave them! Toe hair stubble would be a bigger fml >.
texas_redneck88 10
Whoa.....major turn off
Cheylea 10
No one wants hobbit feet, perhaps shave?
selahsmithereens 1
Don't shave! If it's blonde it's no problem, if it's dark then yes get rid of it with waxing!
jpallan 3
Wax.
musicalducky 21
It's sad sometimes how much people hate the natural state of their body. So what if you have hair? Ever consider it's natural? And saying you're a girl just brings up the whole sexism issue. So you've got hair. Deal with it. I don't read fml to hear about some whiny girls with hair.
emo_chick4 0
YEAH! You tell 'em!
chilla4m3 6
This has happened to me. I never remember to shave my toes until they start to tickle me.
kenziem18 0
Shave that shit!