Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
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combo
France
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
scaryhairy
United States
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Kay
United Kingdom
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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seexysportsbabee 0
Time to shave!
mariazzz 5
SHAVE!!!!!
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Comments (199)
nerdsgetmehot 22
Everyone has toe hair; it doesn't make you a freak or a hobbit. I shave mine. Be careful, though, as it hurts quite a bit if you cut your toes!
nerdsgetmehot 22
#47 I wish it wasn't expected for women these days to automatically remove all hair that exists from the waist down. Guys complain that we take "forever" to shower and get ready, but they also expect us to be hairless everywhere except our heads...So go figure.
BoredomCentral 8
50- once at school there was a girl wearing a tank top and some guy went "ew you don't shave your ARMS?!" and then the teacher went "I have no idea why you guys care about arms, I understand about legs, but arms?" guys just want women to be completely hairless and perfect. -sigh
BoredomCentral 8
Whoops sorry, commented twice.
drawmesunshine 17
You, madam, are 15 years old. Why are you shaving everything below the waist? That's unnecessary and gross unless you're promiscuous. Which is grosser still.
nublets 12
Welcome to the new generation
MeasaV123 0
So I am the only one who noticed 47 & 50 are the same people, and she replied to herself?
hysterical 1
Yeah I was like... umm is she having a conversation by herself
saraahanne 0
shave.. I shave waste down and so do most of my friends... I thought that was normal?
dcg1375 7
A little toe hair can be kinda hot. Depending on the toe.
lemon_phat 11
Only for you.
dcg1375 7
And your mom
bladomas 2
lol, that sucks
ifeelya 5
want know the secret? shave.
franticravyn 7
Is OP a Hobbit?
gotaphd 6
Nice profile pic its from the most awesomest anime ever, soul eater! Most people probably wont get this comment
CryMoreFMLs 14
I would say wax over shave. Waxing would probably be faster and easier.
ptrasc1 0
Disgusting
Ecklcakes 15
You should set them free. They sound pretty desperate with all that flapping.
Dontstealmyname 11
#45 Reply to what exactly?