Hairytoes
United States
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
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combo
France
Today, I was chatting with my boyfriend and his mates barefoot on the grass. I suddenly felt something flick across my feet, so I let out a startled scream. Turns out it was my toe hairs rustling in the breeze. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Today, I realized that I hadn't shaved in so long that when the wind blew, the hairs on my legs moved in the breeze. FML
fet
Bristol, United Kingdom
Feet issues
Today, I had to shave my feet in order to wear ballet flats. I'm not a hobbit. FML
scaryhairy
United States
Today, I accidentally cut myself with a razor blade on my toe. Not only does it sting really badly, but it reinforces the fact that I have abnormally hairy toes that need to be shaved. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, I got fed up with the amount of hair on my feet, so I went to get my foot hair waxed off. When I removed my socks, the waxer laughed the amount of foot hair. I'm a 18 year old female and it appears I have feet that were last seen on Big Foot. FML
Sica
France
Today, I broke my little toe. It got stuck in my panties as I struggled to get a leg through. FML
Kay
United Kingdom
Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
It’s just peach fuzz on my cheeks, but still
New York, United States
Fuzzy logic
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
ihatemakingnames
London, United Kingdom
Today, I trimmed my ear hair, my nose hair, shaved my hobbit feet, and trimmed the little sprouts that give me a unibrow if left alone. I still can't grow a beard. FML
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seexysportsbabee 0
Time to shave!
mariazzz 5
SHAVE!!!!!
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Comments (199)
seexysportsbabee 0
Time to shave!
iloveeyouuxD 9
That's a good idea
Ali_Br_fml 33
Unless she's a Hobbit... They don't wear shoes, and their feet are hairy... She needs the hair to keep her feet safe and warm...
Keyman1212 14
I wonder what would happen if there was like a fashionista hobbit, or a gay hobbit? I bet they'd wear shoes.
ambamm135 7
Frodo: Talk to her Sam go on! Sam: Rosie your toes are exceptionally hairy today! *blushes*
allenye818 2
Shaving your big toe is part of a pedicure (if you need it)
teameminem 2
Shave!
Peachy18 0
Nasty. Shave your toes, girl.
kjbirch7 0
agreed with #1 you just gotta shave.
FFPulley 9
If her toes are hairy think of what else is flowing in the breeze.... Time to do some landscaping.
emmaa3451 11
You hobbit!!!
seexysportsbabee 0
True never thought if that..
mariazzz 5
SHAVE!!!!!
nonelikeworms 0
How do toe hairs flap?
6joe9 0
It isnt hard to SHAVE OP !
belkinbra 12
There was an fml just like this.
Alleged_Cranium 7
Never tell a hobbit to shave!
Georgieeporgiee 9
But they'll grow back thicker, blacker &longer
Georgieeporgiee 9
No that's life.
guff09 1
Clip clip
KTC30 0
I believe she said toe hairs not toe nails.
tp0090 2
Wtf?
Dreamkiller51 5
Sounds like a harry situation.
shutupYDI 4
hairy* and fail.
Dreamkiller51 5
Well i did type that except my IPod is on spell check
iloveeyouuxD 9
I'm on my iPod and it doesn't correct hairy
ChrisTheCalm 9
You suck for that pun, and you fail for doing that, but your pic is awesome. Get it together.
shutupYDI 4
Fail excuse too. Just stop. You're just digging yourself a deeper hole.
MichellinMan 20
These ******* puns suck now.
choloman 0
you sir are a liar
AndreKanaan 6
OMG..... ITS BIG FOOT
whisper_White 6
Thats hot... NOT!
TwitchingNebula 17
You're cool...NOT!
cBlackout 13
Shave that shit before I throw up.
coltsrock37 15
if your hair is long there, then...OMG
ironwords 8
Huh
MichellinMan 20
Was there any specific point to this comment?