Today, I was looking down at my chest and noticed the hairs growing upon it. For a 16 year old, it's pretty impressive. It's a shame that I'm a girl though. FML
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Autumn: Leaves and Laughter
When the leaves fall, the laughter rises. Discover autumn stories as crisp as dried leaves!
Today, I have dark hairs growing on my chest, nipples and stomach... I'm a 19 year old girl. FML
Today, I started growing hair on my upper lip. I'm finally becoming a man! Too bad I'm a 17 year old girl. FML
Today, I had to accept the fact that I'm going bald, after I noticed the hair on my chest is longer than the hair on my head. FML
Today, one of my friends pointed out I'm starting to get a mustache! - "You're finally a man!" To bad it's my 15th birthday, and I'm a girl. FML
Today, I had to come to terms with having more facial hair than my boyfriend, despite being female since birth. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, I realized my girlfriend has more hair on her abdomen than I have on mine. FML
Today, I looked at pictures of myself from 20 years ago when I was a teenager and realized I have only about a quarter of my hair left. I'm a woman. FML
Today, I could actually feel my toe hairs flapping in the breeze. I'm a girl. FML
Today, I realized how bad my grey hair problem has gotten as I noticed I had grey pubes. I'm only 23. FML
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llAllStarll 0
uhh it's not uncommon and not bad unless they're thick and manlike
mshafty 0
Nothing sexier than harry nipples on a chick!! my advice wax that shit and never tell anyone.
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Comments (227)
ily1210 10
LMAO, who cares? making a big deal S:
moneypenny_fml 0
carefull, don't slice off your nipple while shaving your chest hair!
Horney4her69 0
pluck it asap
Hexefrau 5
That is a myth, actually. Hair does not come back "twice as strong" if you shave it. That's an old wives' tale, and generally perpetuated now by people who are ignorant of grooming standards.
suicide_jockey 0
actually, the way the strands are cut makesthem "heal" faster, they do grow back faster.
VoodooGypsy 2
wrong, they've done studies proving hair doesn't grow faster after shaving/cutting hair.
Hexefrau 5
#56- Again, not true. The way the strands are cut with a razor, particularly a multi-blade razor (at an angle, rather than blunt) only lend the appearance that the hair grows in faster or thicker. That statement is like saying that the hair and nails actually grow post-mortem (after death). Hair regrowth depends on the individual. I've known women that can shave their legs, arms, whatever and be smooth for 2-3 days, or women like me who can have slight stubble at the end of 24 hours. Of course, the hair on my head also grows slightly faster than the average person's hair, so it's a trade off.
tuscany 0
i bet u have hairy nipples but ayleast u look hot :)
sweeteen16 0
ii agree with #2
daniel1_1 13
2 your hot
demon1k 0
LOL I have a smooth hairless chest at 21(male). sucks to be you! and it's great to be BROWN.
mshafty 0
Nothing sexier than harry nipples on a chick!! my advice wax that shit and never tell anyone.
ZombieBunnies 0
Shouldn't have to wax if that broken sack of hair seeds hadn't fallen down between her bewbies.
afatmonkey 0
why? what are we supposed to hold on to while riding her?
lickmyjock 0
am I the only one that pictures snickerdoodles bitchy ass smiley picture when you read this fml?
Naughty123 0
http://www.ihatehayley.com/index.php?id=645b1f061bbc2c145904b6b048c137d8
Ninjasaurus18 9
*hairy
benen 0
first
llAllStarll 0
uhh it's not uncommon and not bad unless they're thick and manlike
ilikepie789 0
its really not impressive im 13 and have a hairy chest so suck on that OP
troyboyd05 0
@92 You are also fat, so no one besides your mommy will see that. So suck on that.
Carlie_McCartney 1
True. that's just weird...•shudder•
Carlie_McCartney 1
True. that's just weird...•shudder•
dramatic11 0
Lame FML. Most women have slight hormone imbalances which causes that. It's pretty common. I have it too. I don't think it warrants a FML.
llAllStarll 0
you're kinda early no one is complaining yet
WYK_fml 0
Also, you're sixth.
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
Wow benen you don't understand anything, he meant the first real FML instead of the MLIA stuff. How very smart of you.
Inabsentia 0
You should really wax that......
iSwag 0
9 FTW LOL
Oreogasm 5
wax it, dur!! if you wax it enough times, the hair stops regrowing from that area
thor89 0
Hairy BOOBS
BadPinkKitty07 0
haha #103, LOVE your name!
connor6982 0
oh shave that shit bitch
_swimcutie_ 0
Time for waxing..it's ok:)
chocobunnyyumyum 0
my thoughts exactly!
Tyler_is_sexy 0
I agree man it happens to everyone unless you look like big foot it doesn't matter
SpaceCoyote 0
12? Get off FML.
DonkeyDelight 0
I bet you're one s3xy bitch.
hungryboy 0
lol maybe
isreal 0
that is nasty as he'll shave
world_peace_ness 0
same thing here but I'm 12 not 16
mattysaysLOL 0
What the **** are you doing on FML then?